Roulette Machines

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  1. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    I find myself on them all the time, they are addicting and when you think their paying out it just takes all your money.

    sometimes even when i have a few quid in change i'll bet it all on the 20p roullette.

    *head down to ladbrokes roulette machine*
     
  2. mISHKA

    mISHKA Member

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    Lol my mates love this, I've never been on them but every other week mateys seems to get 3 figures from roulette machines!
     
  3. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Yeh im a roulette fiend!!... thats all i play when i goto the casino!! wkd!!
     
  4. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    yeye ive pulled three figures a few times and lost few tiimes
    the machine says its random but i think it makes you think your on a roll then booooooooom takes all ya doe off ya. then ya bust up the machine n get banned for life, lol
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i very rarely partake in debauchery
     
  6. DJ_DAFT

    DJ_DAFT is back

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    same here....im always poppin in the bookies when down the pub its only over the road....why spend ya money on the fruities when ya can win big on the roullette...;)
     
  7. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    yea man thats what i think, fruity's are a game of luck and roulette is a game of skill, way more money in roulette
     
  8. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    seen so many ppl waste money on those machines
    never really had much time for gambling, sport is understandable but jus pumping money into a blac hole isnt my idea of fun

    the house ALWAYS wins...
     
  9. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    as much as spreadbetting involves a skill, wot skills do u use to make the ball land on the right number?
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha yeah goddamn it what skill is that exactly
     
  11. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    you have to be on the machine for a long time and read the board, look what numbers have come up n what numbers you think are gonna come up. it is skillfull in a way, i just went down ladbrokes n put 3 quid in n took 20 out, n thats not luck its the numbers i was betting on. i'm buzzin cos i get my bud free now.
     
  12. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    u choose a number and it came up on the wheel, if thats not luck wot is?

    thats not a skill, the machine is programmed to make you believe that it runs on a pattern so ur convinced u have the control
    its a random number generator, and u ever thought that coz ur on a computer it can stitch u over big time, it knows wot u've bet on before it decides wot number its gonna give u!

    the roulette machines wouldnt be there if u could get the "skills" to win on them all the time
     
  13. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Look people - the machines are programmed so no matter what you press - it doesn't change the result. NONE. You have no control. No skill. The machines will pay out exactly 94p (or whatever) for every 100p put in over a given period. NO FLUCTUATION or RANDOMNESS. Read up on them on the net.
     
  14. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    every time i go in their i always come out with more than what i put in (no lie) if thats luck then i'm the luckiest geeza goin
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    I have a really bad problem with fruit machines, like really bad.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  17. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    The house advantage will get you in the end. If you want to win at gambling, try poker.
     
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    MARLZTAH ++DuB PrOFesSoR++

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    the machines know everything man.... its not long before they take over....

    (!) heed my warning (!)
     
  19. disrupta

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    I work in a bookies and I see people do their bollocks on those machines EVERY day.
    People go crazy on them
     
  20. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    every gambler says that