Room 101

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Fortune^, Nov 30, 2009.

  1. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I'm sure you're all familiar with the premise. For those of you unfamiliar with the work of George Orwell and the TV Career of Paul Merton allow me to explain.

    You put 3 things forward, pet hates and the like with a justified case and then I decide if they go in.
     
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    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    People who chew with there mouth open:

    It winds me right up, it's not exactly hard to close your mouth when you eat, I don't wanna hear the slurping sounds you make!

    People who can't opertate cash machines:

    There is someone in front of you who has to read everything on the screen twice before they even know what they are doing. It's not exactly rocket science! Also adding to that... when people use millions of different bank cards so it takes even longer!

    Reality TV:

    It's shit.
     
  3. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Reality TV - What about Come Dine With Me?
     
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    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    jeremy kyle - because it breeds idiots

    lager under 5% - because its pointless

    primark - because the prices reflect the quality and the colours
     
  5. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Dubstep, and people that go to dubstep nights because they think its cool:

    does it really need an explanation?

    opinionated people who have no idea what they are on about:

    kinda makes their opinion invalid don't you think? but that doesn't shut them up.

    chavs

    fuck off and let me walk in peace, scumbag
     
  6. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    I will make it so.
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    B]Dubstep, and people that go to dubstep nights because they think its cool:[/B]

    You can't put in an entire genre of music.

    opinionated people who have no idea what they are on about:

    kinda makes their opinion invalid don't you think? but that doesn't shut them up. Examples plz

    chavs

    who will serve me KFC at the drive thru?
     
  8. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    You make a good point sir. Come dine with me is wicked.

    Ok, How about just Big Brother / I'm a Celeb / X-Factor type reality TV?
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Agreed.
     
  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    i play ice hockey which is relatively unusual in england, and constantly have people telling me how i should be playing or why i should be playing something else, when they have absolutely no idea on the matter. also that 'friend' everyone seems to have who reckons that communism is the way forward, but can't tell you why or even what it involves


    ok, how about just the idiots that go to dubstep nights because they think its cool, and automatically makes them cool

    i dunno who will serve you kfc... sorry
     
  11. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Yes, I will allow the first 2.
     
  12. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    where do you meet these people?

    the only people i know that go to dubstep nights go because they like dubstep. surly thats the only reason anyone goes.
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Warehouse project.

    I have spoken to people and asked them if they like dubstep. To which they have exclaimed "it's rubbish" or "I don't get it". Then I see them doing the ol' constipated earthquake dance in the space of a few days.

    Posers.
     
  14. dhalsim

    dhalsim yoga fire

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    The Internet

    i know, i know it brilliant, but its for my own good. if i didnt waste so much time on here i could actually make something of my life)

    shit dj equpiment

    those companies - they know who they are - shame on you for stealng money off the parents of young wanna be djs


    People who dont like beards

    (its the most natural thing in the world and one of the true pleasures of being a man.)
     
  15. dhalsim

    dhalsim yoga fire

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    is that a bit like the hockie cockie?

    1 leg in, 1 leg out..etc
     
  16. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    THE LHC

    basically, its cost to much .. we complian about having no money, going through global economic crisis ect . but they spend billions and bilions .. literally .. on making a science project. which will re-create the big bang and the after effects will be reviewed in hope to verify 'the Higgs Bosen ' aka - god particle exists.. well i think its a big old fuckin nuclear weapon or something fucked up. im not liking it .. wng it in room 101 ..

    SWINE FLU JAB

    people arnet bothered bout seasonal flu, they dont run about wanting a seasonal flu jab . in 2001 in the space of 3 months.. more people died of seasonal flu in the uk .. than swine flu has taken since day dot. swine flu jab... = more trouble than its worth

    BRANIGANS FOIL CRISP PACKETS


    well, back in the day i remember i went to the fishing heritidge center in grimby..i got into the gift shop and thought about crisps..as you do .. there were hundreds, all in foil bags. then there was this one , Branigans.. they were in this brown paper kind of rustic badboy bag, made you feel well manly eating a bag of beef and mustard .. you felt like you were onto something special with your paper feel bag whilst foil bag holders walked past, looking in awe.. then a few years ago they decided to make the crisps not as chunky and manly and put them in a foil pack same as walkers and rest of them ..

    branigans foil bags .... fuck you ..

    WILD CARD - SEEDED GRAPES, AND SEEDED GRAPE EATERS...

    ok , so in the supermarket you can buy seeded grapes and seedless grapes, pretty much the same price, sometimes exactly the same price. now , who in this fuckin world would choose the seeded grapes over the seedless ?? .. someones buying them.. as their always on sale... and so sales must be up with them... so someones sat there, messing up there cushiony soft juicy grape time with a seed to break the pleasures.. just buy fuckin seedless..
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    you would have thought/hoped so

    i rarely go to dubstep nights, because i find a lot of it unappealing (although i do like some, it must be said) but i go to the nights sometimes for the odd dnb act, or with my friends. so many people are there that just have no idea whats going on. same goes for dnb when its cash and status playing, or someone similar, they just go because they have heard of them and think its cool.

    the fucktards
     
  18. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Rude people..
    ... who dont ever say thanks or please and general act like twats, get them in there!!

    Pubs that only sell one type of cider
    ... says it all in the title

    The tax man
    ... he takes all my moneys!
     
  19. dhalsim

    dhalsim yoga fire

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    LMAO:D
     
  20. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    well... i wanna know if these are 101 worthy ..