Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch?!

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  1. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    And this is what us Londoners get up to of an evening IV4..



     
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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    are you daft david what in the world is this.
     
  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    More Chaz & Dave Karl?

     
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  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no. i declare this abomination thread. here, have some black metal from norway, i know how much you love black metal
     
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  5. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Why are you being such a cunt Karl?
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont know? it wasnt the greatest thread of all time though was it david you would have to concede that much
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I think sometimes a little introspection wouldn't go amiss...nah mean? Most people look for underlying causes to their actions. I think you might find it interesting to look for the reasons that you do things. But anyhoo..

    You like some of that ole' time Chaz & Dave stuff right? Maybe a bit of Lonnie Donegan just to give Weevil a hard on yeah?

     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    why did you stop! you were totally onto something there. what would you say, in your opinion, is the reason? i dont think any amount of introspection on my behalf could possibly amount to your verdict on the matter? and now that youre up there, on the old trusty steed, you might as well talk down to me. you know you like that david. head that in a movie the other day, ill tell you which one if you want, but later. first things first.
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This is sexy.

    Can you two talk more derogatory pseudo-intellectual jibber jabber please.

    It gives us dim folk something to laugh at.
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    mmm yes. yes we can but wait a minute, 'pseudo'? have you been reading the daily... guardian? again?
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    You mean like...err...pseudo-intellectual..
















































































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  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


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    fractal Well-Known Member

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    joins stranger chat, expects respectable people...
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  15. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Lmao not so much weird but defo & stuff! Haha
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Right?

    If it wasn't such bad form to sig your own quote i'd have that fucker...
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that was pretty good actually. wonder if she was sexy and naked on the other end. is there any way to know that.
     
  18. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I'v got a lovely bunch of coconuts(diddly diddl)
    There they are standin' in a row(bump bump)
    Big ones small ones(Ones as big as your head)

    Moskit come out of the closet would you.
     
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  19. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Ive seen Chaz and Dave live at The Amersham Arms in New Cross. Fukin jokes!
     
  20. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    To be honest I've always wanted to see them. Should probably go for it before one of them pops their clogs.. http://www.chasndave.net/tour_dates