RIP JEREMY BEADLE

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  1. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Gone @ 59
    RIP
     
  2. jay walker

    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    Sure is sad, he used to be a funny geezer, i read he had a friendly rivalry with noel edmunds back in the day, funny how one of em gets another shot at his career, the other disapears from tv all together. the dude did do alot of work for charity tho, mate!

    saw these and had a chuckle

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  3. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    did he have a small hand or something?
     
  4. Twisted Murderer

    Twisted Murderer Den Tammen Belg

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    Yes.
    He had the Poland Syndrome
     
  5. safety

    safety double safety

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    you've been framed has always been one of my favourite saturday tea time shows. jezza was great on it and now harry hill continues his legacy
     
  6. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    They say that Jeremy Beadle's got a tiny knob...
    But on the other hand it's massive
     
  7. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    I've heard that his cremation is to be televised... Its to be called 'You've been flamed'

    :flame:
     
  8. jay walker

    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    few more to add the list;

    ''It’s a little known fact that after his TV career went down the tubes, he opened a business teaching secretarial skills.
    Apparently he was brilliant at shorthand.''

    ''Wonder if Jeremy Beadle died of natural causes, or if somebody gave him a hand?

    ''A round of applause for him?...no?...ok then just a little hand''

    ''New DVD from Jez Beadle out Monday - Beadle's About 6ft Under. Out in Box Set.''

    ''Jeremy Beadle and his wife were playing cards one day. His wife looked over and said "my, thats a shit hand you've got there Jeremy"


    :D
     
  9. MARLZTAH

    MARLZTAH ++DuB PrOFesSoR++

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    lol :D
     
  10. facelessmonkey

    facelessmonkey Dj Premise

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    Apparently Jeremy Beadle requested to be recycled into compost on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with 'Watch Out, Beadles a Sprout'.
     
  11. facelessmonkey

    facelessmonkey Dj Premise

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    the funeral service for jeremy beadle has been arranged. Its a quiet family only service with a small finger buffet afterwards

    jeremy beadles lawyer is having difficulty reading his will, apparantly it was written in short hand

    how does the coroner know what time jeremy beadle passed away ? cos the little hand was pointing to the big hand
    :coffee:
     
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    facelessmonkey Dj Premise

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  13. safety

    safety double safety

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    are you sure you didn't mean to put that in the post a picture of yourself thread? :D
     
  14. safety

    safety double safety

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    in all seriousness, a little something which i think puts all our lives in perspective.

    "in a great flat desert there's a huge mountain, the highest in the world. it stands there immense and unconquerable. once every thousand years, a little brown bird flies across the desert and lands on the top most peak of the mountain. it wipes it's bill briefly on the stone, one-two, one-two, and then flies away for another thousand years. When the bird has ground the mountain down as flat as the desert all around with it's bill, then one second of eternity will have passed."
     
  15. facelessmonkey

    facelessmonkey Dj Premise

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    I just wanted you to see the connection we both had, you know, having the same issues.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    AW DUDE WEAK WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
     
  17. DJ_DAFT

    DJ_DAFT is back

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    I got this joke but txt - fukin funny:D
     
  18. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    hmmmmnnn, watch out for a badly disguised bloke at his funeral