Chewed every last fingernail.... cant find 1 tiny excess bit of nail to bite off now!! aaarrggghh.... my mornings activity has come to an end.... Been upstairs "doing work" for an hour.... managed to get through most of the Non Phixion "Future Is Now" album..... hahah.. Anyway tell me some funny shit......
Once I was eating a massive really amazing fried breakfast, I was hung over so it was goooood. I was with my friends, and one of them made me laugh really hard, and I shot a large piece of plum tomato out of my nose, onto the tablecloth. How's that?! I've also done it with Mcdonalds milkshakes, it's quite embarrassing.
I thought as soon as I wrote that, I know exactly what it's going to be....I can't do that, I mean have you ever tasted a condom, have you Logikz, I mean really?? Maybe if I had a strawberry one I'd do it. I am also chickening out a little bit, it sounds painful
I never thought that you didn't know anything! Duffer you should film your mate! And then I can watch and learn, spaghetti sounds better. Right, someone else say something disgusting about themselves! I think I do it too much.
i say FEELS GOOD MAN all the time to people. it just works. if some management type or casual aquaintance or someone ask me how im going im like FEELS GOOD MAN
Yeah maybe I need to say that more. I'm going to be working with older people, they'd be like 'ooooh hello dear, how are you today? Isn't it terrible weather, it makes my big toes hurt' and I'd be like 'FEELS GOOD MAN'
if you want some fun in the office, bust down tescos (other supermarkets are available) an get a box of jelly babies wobbly lollies. pass them out to your office an watch the hilarious flaccid cock-like lollies being deep-throated by your collegues. Had me in tears, seriously funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIt63LwjiQ8&feature=related there ya go snowgirl, once you've learnt the trick i think a clip needs to be posted from ya
