RIDICULOUS DIETS

Gumby

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Was just chatting to my sister who told me that her friend is going on a raw diet.

OK i thought, thats no big deal, she just eats salad basically, right? WRONG! oh so wrong. Its not all salads in the raw diet...

This idiot is making things like RAW pumpkin soup... by soaking the pumpkin in apple cider vinegar FOR SIX DAYS!!!


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Forau

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Your sisters friend is an idiot.

Dont understand these stupid diets.

People want to lose weight, DONT EAT SO MUCH.
People want to have a healthy diet... Eat healthy food!
 

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hollywoods secret diet. keep it to yourself coz its super secret and the media dont want you to know about it.

MOTHER FUCKING MATHS YO!!!!!!
burn off more calories than you consume.

i get fed up of all the tubbies at work going on about how its their genes.
ive tried no carbs, ive tried carbs, ive tried eating nothing all week, ive tired throwing up.
ive tried soup diets, powder diets, supplement diets, upside down dick sucking diets.

everything except going for a fucking run!
 

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hollywoods secret diet. keep it to yourself coz its super secret and the media dont want you to know about it.

MOTHER FUCKING MATHS YO!!!!!!
burn off more calories than you consume.

i get fed up of all the tubbies at work going on about how its their genes.
ive tried no carbs, ive tried carbs, ive tried eating nothing all week, ive tired throwing up.
ive tried soup diets, powder diets, supplement diets, upside down dick sucking diets.

everything except going for a fucking run!
THIS.

People just trying to do everything except excercise...

If you dont want to excercise, thats fine, but dont bitch and moan that you cant lose weight when your not making any effort whatsoever.
 

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my mum was on this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cambridge_Diet

basically living off these shakes they give you, then eventually you can eat plain chicken, and some other boring shit

she had to have gallstones surgically removed a month later.

my aunt also tried starving herself, it was REALLY effective, lost loads of weight....until she nearly died.


so in short, eat reasonable amounts of real food and go for a run fatties.
 

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i went on the raw diet a couple of years ago for a couple of months. (i was a rawtarian lol). loads of chickpea, sun dried tomato and spring onion salads. with dried banana fritters as snacks. makes you feel really energised and the whites in your eyes become so white but yea its all about a good balance of eating healthily and exercising regularly if weight loss is what you want to achieve out of it. my favourite recipe had to be the raw banana cream pies. its amazing how we actually got around the cooking thing to make pretty normal meals
 

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kurt cobain diet. never saw him pudgy did you. the dead get to shine all night long. he looked great and i miss him so much. stick me in earths tummy because when im reborn you cant take shit from me. come to my funeral and throw a stone in my face, walk away and laugh for hours and hours.
 

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there should be a raving diet, eat what the fuck you want all week and drug use B2B with skanking all weekend. Could cure britains obesity problem IMO
 

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yeah karnage, thats not very mujahadeen at all, if sharia finds out about you and your directory with crossdressing talibans in burkhas i doubt they would let you stay in their muhamad club. i mean you cant tell its a man in the burkha , but it is, and thats why its the best thing out there if yure a young Hadith - Bukhari that has develped a rather refined taste internet porn from a life long scolarship in the very same.. jeez im drunk i got drunk shut fast by oh by
 
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