@ richie stix

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    We all knew you had a laughably small winkey before Karen confirmed it...

    So please start posting again.

    :)
     
  2. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Did Karen bone Richie!??
     
  3. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    everyone woman that has ever graced his presence has been boned by said presence, for he is an unstoppable spunk machine, spreading his seed throughout the land without care nor fear.

    he does have an ickle winkle doe.
     
  5. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    what the fuck is this? quit spreading rumours!


    where is he though? quite the vanishing act.

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    Richie actually saved me from an old drunk guy who gave me his vegan business card and told me that my menstrual cycle is affected by the moon. Then Wayne saved us both while Moskit was at home in bed calling out for his mummy
     
  6. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    you boned him didnt you? you hussy you. He'll never be the same again. Now he feels awkward and cant bare to show his shame.
     
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  7. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    would you leave if i fucked you? cos i've given it some thought and although it would be horrid, i'd be prepared to take one for the team, in the best interest of the forum and all






    :teeth:
     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURNNNNNNN ROCKS
     
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  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :rofl:

    I fucking love you
     
  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    you kinky bitch :D
     
  11. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    grrrrr I love it when you talk like that!!
     
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    Ha. I was with him and worf last night.. He told us stuff :)
     
  13. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    :sick:
     
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  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    No wait.

    If you don't leave, i'll hunt you down and fuck you.

    Rocks.

    It won't be one of those nice vaginery fucks karen will give you either.

    It'll be me drooling in your eyes after i've bashed your teeth out with a lump hammer, vigorously skullfucking your soul.
     
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  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    right, i want in on this, and as such, heres a list of things i threaten rocks with
    ill finger you secretly
    spunk in your nan
    rub sand in your eyes
    switch your dog
    tie your shoelaces to a burning building
    make you russian
    facebook friend you and then defriend you
     
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  16. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    ahahaha ahhhh excellent
     
  17. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Cheers Karl! I just cracked up at "finger you secretly". Everyone in the office was like what are you laughing at? Share the joke Adam. I had to think quickly and luckily I had facebook open so I just scrolled down to the nearest picture, which was:
    [​IMG]

    Everyone couldn't quite do the bellowing laughter that I did from seeing such picture.
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    right? its pretty dark stuff, i know
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I think you should have added to the list
    "feel the wrath of my hexagonal barbed penis"
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha! outrage! outrage!