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what the fuck is this? quit spreading rumours!


where is he though? quite the vanishing act.

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Richie actually saved me from an old drunk guy who gave me his vegan business card and told me that my menstrual cycle is affected by the moon. Then Wayne saved us both while Moskit was at home in bed calling out for his mummy
 

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what the fuck is this? quit spreading rumours!


where is he though? quite the vanishing act.

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Richie actually saved me from an old drunk guy who gave me his vegan business card and told me that my menstrual cycle is affected by the moon. Then Wayne saved us both while Moskit was at home in bed calling out for his mummy
you boned him didnt you? you hussy you. He'll never be the same again. Now he feels awkward and cant bare to show his shame.
 

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No wait.

If you don't leave, i'll hunt you down and fuck you.

Rocks.

It won't be one of those nice vaginery fucks karen will give you either.

It'll be me drooling in your eyes after i've bashed your teeth out with a lump hammer, vigorously skullfucking your soul.
 

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right, i want in on this, and as such, heres a list of things i threaten rocks with
ill finger you secretly
spunk in your nan
rub sand in your eyes
switch your dog
tie your shoelaces to a burning building
make you russian
facebook friend you and then defriend you
 

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right, i want in on this, and as such, heres a list of things i threaten rocks with
ill finger you secretly
spunk in your nan
rub sand in your eyes
switch your dog
tie your shoelaces to a burning building
make you russian
facebook friend you and then defriend you
ahahaha ahhhh excellent
 

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Cheers Karl! I just cracked up at "finger you secretly". Everyone in the office was like what are you laughing at? Share the joke Adam. I had to think quickly and luckily I had facebook open so I just scrolled down to the nearest picture, which was:


Everyone couldn't quite do the bellowing laughter that I did from seeing such picture.
 
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