Reward For The Whizz Kid

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by ONSLAUGHT88, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Not quite what I was hoping for but nonetheless...

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    http://corkindependent.com/stories/item/4959/2011-40/Reward-for-whizz-kid
     
  2. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    They found my stock of clean urine for piss tests =O.


    The jigs up!

    *runs*
     
  3. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    The remains of a field rave?

    Naaahhhh...we just piss in dem trees yagetsmi
     
  4. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Who ever it is seriously needs to go to the doctor, have you seen the colour of some of them!?
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    pretty obvious who did it. is there a campsite around? as im sure you know, rickys dad wreaked havoc on the trailerpark for ages with his piss bottles.
     
  6. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    some sort of basement thing i guess..bathroom isn´t ready.
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    there is no actual house involved in this. this is camper related.
     
  8. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    How do you know? :teeth:
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what youre seeing is clear cause and effect. he buys coke, drinks it empty, piss it back in the same bottle. toss bottle, circle is repeated. its nature really, the synchronicity. an eco-system. also if you are implying i piss in wales and PET bottles you are mistaken. i have not been to wales.
     
  10. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Not the wales thing but I actually thought you piss in PET bottles and dump em, your superior knowledge of this sexual technique is proof. :teeth:

    EDIT - Isn´t Cork in Ireland? You´re still in the lottery then! :teeth:
     
  11. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I'd be pissed off if this was my field... I'd say to that kid 'urine for a hiding when I find you'


    I'll get my coat.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    it is! my argument still stands, also, had you ever found me in a state of wales i would also be pissing in coke bottles. this is far from the least offensive act i would be performing under such circumstance.
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    yea cork is in ireland not that far from me i may have to go an search for the whizz kid
     
  14. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i'm sure the farmer was a WEE bit PISSED off.


    i'l get my coke.
     
  15. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    That joke was piss poor Ahmed.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    grow up $martwee
     
  17. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I was hoping for some sort of amphetamine based reward or something or a speed eating contest but no.
     
  18. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Fixed.
     
  19. dirty breaks

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    saw thread called whizz kid, thread created by Onslaught88, no mega brool amphetamine related bed-shitting story in sight.
    major anti-climax and letdown.

    I am upsets.
     
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