Respect your elders.

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  1. JJEC

    JJEC Active Member

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    A pensioner has been branded a "hero" after fending off a gang of jewel-thieves with her handbag, it's emerged.
    The incident, which occurred in Northampton, shows the fearless elderly lady dragging one robber to the floor in a bid to stop the thieves robbing the store.
    The pensioner's efforts proved successful, and she managed to get other members of the public to assist before the police arrived to make the arrests.

     
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  2. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Should've Hospital Records the cunt out
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    she runs pretty good for an old woman....
     
  4. JJEC

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    Yeah i thought that.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i agree, should of shanked her up. cant be doing with granny running around fighting crime. doesnt look good.
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Bet shes got a nice Cunt.
     
  7. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Gran shank
     
  8. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Bet she had a brick in that bag of hers.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    bet she was that french superhero guy who can kick footballs and run from anyone, you know the one i mean. it must be love that i been searching for
     
  10. JJEC

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    Remi Gaillard?
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yes, yes, him. he probably pulls this off every day, dressed as an old lady. france is fucked up by now
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Sure is Eurofag in here...
     
  13. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    needs more toulouse laturec
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nuh uh, sure is fry-up grease fried porridge breakfast in here. you know if you hold a paper towel to you frace for long enough it becomes transparent and breaks cos of all the grease on your stupid face you dumb motherf$#L4
    im pretty drunk all in all
     
  15. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    bacon face
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    bacon hitler doe
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    If there was a Bacon Hitler, would more Jews have died? You know, the kosher thing and that...
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im not sure they die just by eating pork wayne, youre thinking of vampires and sunlight and however similar you ma-
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah, shut up Wayne.