Rent a Puppy

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  1. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone know if this can be done.

    Was in Battersea park this weekend and this guy got so much attention from the birds since he had a lil golden labrador pup. Got me thinking, if you could look after a pup for the weekend. Instant wingman there, you'd have hot girls running up to you and wanting to stroke it.. then WAMMY. you got instant access to asking her out or what ever.

    Saw there was a place in utah but thats fucking useless to a londoner...


    I think this would be a fucking awsome idea. only problem would be when they grew up and were useless to attracting poon
     
  2. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    I used to do volunteer work for a kennel, driving them to the vet and shit, I was always encouraged to take them home for a few hours and walk them and all that, in fact kennels/pounds (over here anyway) are always on the look out for people
     
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    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    A dog is for life, not just for gash.
     
  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    haha, one of my mates rented out his little jack russle terrier pup on saturdays whilst he was working for this reason... dog care that pays you!
     
  5. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    get a wild pitbull or german shepherd and let go around mauling fuckers
     
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  6. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    hahah, of course its for life. Buuut. in the mean time they can hepl out a bit.

    My faimly breeds labradors up in shropshire so i know all about that.

    But i thought it was quite a good business idea.

    You'd have to do background checks on people of course.
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    You will be surprised how many sick fuckers would rent one just to kill it , beat it and Genuinly be a cunt to it man. You will then be liable!
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Wait, are you talking about setting up a company that rents puppies?
     
  9. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    maybe, i dunno, could be an idea to start, but like hyper said, there would be people who would want to kill them and then we would be liable... so there would have to some form of background check.
     
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    good shout. my mums got a whippet puppy, when i hit the park with the dog and my 4 year old, blonde haired, blue eyed son i end up beating them away.......
















































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  11. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    OH
     
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    Dogs aren't DVDs man! They shouldn't be rented.
     
  13. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i'm pretty sure most people would enjoy renting a dog to cheer them up... i know i would, dogs rule
     
  14. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    exactly, this would be an amazing earner for people who just got dumped etc. ' hey i heard you and blah blah split up, so i rented you a puppy for the wekeend to make you feel better'
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    im scared of dogs.
     
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    sounds like a bait episode of dragons den
     
  17. charlie131

    charlie131 Well-Known Member

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    really, thats what you've taken from this..............
     
  18. Harry3

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    how long would the rent be? we talking for a day or for a few years?

    gotta have more info here before I invest my life savings of 50p and a Kool FM tape pack
     
  19. bigbeatpete

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    In all seriousness, look at guide dogs for the blind. They always want people to look after dogs and help socialise them and generally get em used to being out and about. You get a good mixture of dogs as well, some young pups, some slightly older that are waiting for an owner and a few oldies who have been retired because they led their owner out in to the street and they got ploughed by a truck. a mate of mine did it before getting his own pooch. The charity come round and do a check on your house and make sure you're suitable. But if you're a good egg, you won't have any issues.
     
  20. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Another thought.. Be good to contact the dog shelters and use the idea to rehome the dogs as peeps would get attached. But getting clearance on this would be a fucking job and half. Good idea tho man