Rent a Manor

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I found some cool Manors you can rent..its like £2500 per day but divided by 25 that is £60 a day ..and oh boy is the place plush...its got everything...think what a party could be held here for a weekend.....small but well luxurious party that is

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    a fantastic venue offering the luxury of a boutique hotel. We welcome weddings with option of a marquee in grounds. Perfect for corporate events, suiting both intimate gatherings and larger events. Country estate consisting of a beautifully restored Grade 2* listed Jacobean manor house of considerable historic importance set in 25 acres of classical gardens and parkland, 1 hour from London and 30 mins from Oxford or Heathrow. The house was built in 1609 by the grandfather of Queen Anne and is approximately 15,000 square feet. 10 double bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, 6 separate cloakrooms. Reception hall, sitting room, drawing room, library/study, dining room, snooker room, playroom, breakfast room, kitchen, laundry room. High ceilings and large fireplaces. Principal room enjoys views over the lake, parkland and gardens. 500 metre private driveway. Solar heated, outdoor pool. Sauna. Tennis court. Lake with folly from 1746. Swings and slides. Walled kitchen garden. Paddock and stables
     
  2. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Sound system not included LOL
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'm thinking high class brothel, torture dungeon, room for cribbage.
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I'm thinkin best party ever.. 25-35 people stayin, and a barb q for our guests who get told to fuck off later on. Of course I can supply some guys who will deter ANY gatecrasher, but won't cramp the flava.
    Shit we could even get a name DJ or two..and well forget DNB Forum meet up part 2..this is the remix bruv...get thsi goign in teh sumemr and we'd have a BALL..and if you want to supply high class hookers , be my guest...don't think I'd be doind taht , but might need to hire a vietmese chef for teh kicthen what what noodles for breakfast in my boxer shorts suppin larger sat by the lake.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'll kidnap some children and we can have a Vietnamese themed forum party.
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    OK AY...that might be a tad contravershul but OKAY if it gets teh party to happen..thing is £120 is a lot of money woirth it for when the owner comes back...."Agggghh what teh fuck, WHERE. IS . MY.FUCKING.MANOR.THE .FUCK.GONE (~@swoons@~ )
    yes. has to be done. Will be one of those partys you never ever forget
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Or if its got a day /evening thing...say midday til midnight........could do 15 a ticket...have hundred people there...just lock the fuckin manor up or it will get fucking squatted by several hundred DNB Forum randoms from Linconshire
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I think if we were to do a thing like that, Butlins on a revival weekend would be hilarious.
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I guess, but I wouild happily pay 120 quid to spend a couple of nightsin a place like taht manor..it woudl be fucking plush as fuck. get loads of steaks , make fresh chips....wine, beer, smokum if taht your thing, and you know this...championship pool....bring atennis racket..and play tennis and drink lemondae or pims ...it woudl be cool..mabe murder someone and call miss marpole and brutalise her jockstrap ?
     
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    The place would get royally fucked though. We'd have to disguise ourselves as Sheikhs, conjure up some elaborate rouse, not use authentic ID, some James Bond style shit.
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Look , we can pay by postal fucking order or something. who cares if it gets trashed..that woudl be half teh fun...drawing cocks on eth snooker table and breaking eth arms of statues. Oh gopsh. OR only invite 25 peopel we know can be trusted, and pay 120 each...but thart woudl be less fun I feel....OR OPTION 3 ..have more security, and it stops at 11 pm ...there won't be no arguments trust me
     
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    sounds like a plan to me, i'll ask the p/a boys if theyd fancy bringin the rig along!
     
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    Great idea! I can't help but think that place would get rinsed out like a hot flannel though.
     
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    i think i could probably afford enough space for me to stand still on for an hour or so.
     
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    thing is, it'll be £2,500 for the day and a £20,000 deposit
     
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    I reckon like radius said, keep the daytime tingaling strictly outdoor bizzle, no entry to the manor, and just keep that for the percy after party, ya dun know!
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    the place would get absolutely destroyed!!!
     
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    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Theres no way they would allow it

    Would be biggles though
     
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    footprints on the carpet.... footprints on the walls.... how the fuck did u get footprints on the ceiling
     
  20. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    all it takes i s the right security team..honestly nobody will do anything too dumb, but at the same time it will be sweet if your sweet .I reckon tell the onwer its a birthday party. they';; be fucekd by the time they realise. Cammmaan perople you know it makes sense