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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Feb 18, 2010.

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Ho many times do you dump a day

  1. once ( rabbit poo bizzle)

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  2. twice

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  3. three times like my mealtimes

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  4. four times cos I eat lettuce

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  5. five times cos I am a girl and all girls dump more

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  6. six plus..oh gosh phone the coast guard

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    How many times on average do you dump per day
     
  2. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    twice sometimes, depends on how many bananas i eat
     
  3. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    once normally, but probs twice a week, i do 2 or 3.
     
  4. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I have a very efficient digestive system.
     
  5. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Once normally. Sometimes twice depending on how much junk I eat at night because of the munchies.
     
  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    usually once or twice.
    but sometimes after a heavy nite im leaking for a good wile
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i havent had a dump 2day.. and i dont rekon im gunna have one .. i build em up gud n propper.. cause damage
     
  8. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I went camping and didn't wanna shit in the woods so tried to hold it in for the week, after 5 days I went and laid an absolute fucking stonker in a bush, so big I had to walk forwards as I did it to avoid soiling my keks. Don't think Ive ever felt so good as I did after dropping that off.
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    theres only a certain amount of time you can keep ya hostages underwraps.. eventually, you have to release them and face the enivitable.. bit like Die Hard .. but the camping in the woods version.. ect .. you know
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol:
     
  11. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    about once a year. maybe thrice if there has been a good harvest
     
  12. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    my bro has a mate who goes once week!! that just aint right
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I went for a week without a crap in Jamaica, pure constipation from too many starchy foods.

    Was horrible, bare stomach cramps & was hurrendous to push out, I imagine the experience is similar to childbirth.

    But yeah...

    Once a day usually.
     
  14. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I climbed to the top of a climbing frame and let them drop once...looked like a cowpat. I was mighty proud
     
  15. fisher

    fisher I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    saw one of these channel 4 fat vs thin progams once, had some woman who claimed she only poo'ed 3 times a year.