i havent had a dump 2day.. and i dont rekon im gunna have one .. i build em up gud n propper.. cause damage
I went camping and didn't wanna shit in the woods so tried to hold it in for the week, after 5 days I went and laid an absolute fucking stonker in a bush, so big I had to walk forwards as I did it to avoid soiling my keks. Don't think Ive ever felt so good as I did after dropping that off.
theres only a certain amount of time you can keep ya hostages underwraps.. eventually, you have to release them and face the enivitable.. bit like Die Hard .. but the camping in the woods version.. ect .. you know
I went for a week without a crap in Jamaica, pure constipation from too many starchy foods. Was horrible, bare stomach cramps & was hurrendous to push out, I imagine the experience is similar to childbirth. But yeah... Once a day usually.
I climbed to the top of a climbing frame and let them drop once...looked like a cowpat. I was mighty proud
saw one of these channel 4 fat vs thin progams once, had some woman who claimed she only poo'ed 3 times a year.