Regulah or not

How many times on average do you dump per day

 

twice sometimes, depends on how many bananas i eat

 

once normally, but probs twice a week, i do 2 or 3.

 

0.33333 times

I have a very efficient digestive system.

 

Once normally. Sometimes twice depending on how much junk I eat at night because of the munchies.

 

usually once or twice.
but sometimes after a heavy nite im leaking for a good wile

 

i havent had a dump 2day.. and i dont rekon im gunna have one .. i build em up gud n propper.. cause damage

 

I went camping and didn't wanna shit in the woods so tried to hold it in for the week, after 5 days I went and laid an absolute fucking stonker in a bush, so big I had to walk forwards as I did it to avoid soiling my keks. Don't think Ive ever felt so good as I did after dropping that off.

 

theres only a certain amount of time you can keep ya hostages underwraps.. eventually, you have to release them and face the enivitable.. bit like Die Hard .. but the camping in the woods version.. ect .. you know

 

about once a year. maybe thrice if there has been a good harvest

 

my bro has a mate who goes once week!! that just aint right

 

I climbed to the top of a climbing frame and let them drop once...looked like a cowpat. I was mighty proud

 

saw one of these channel 4 fat vs thin progams once, had some woman who claimed she only poo'ed 3 times a year.