Regarding the "Production" Sub-Forum

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dugg Funnie, Mar 6, 2013.

  1. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    So; this is something that I think seriously needs addressing in the interest in the longevity of the production sub-forum and the dnbforum community as a whole.

    As of late, there's basically been two topics there, they are as follows:

    "How do I make this (Netsky) bass????"

    or

    "Fuck people who ask how to make this (Netsky) bass!!!!"






    I think we can agree neither of these topics are helping people learn anything about production, nor are they making the sub-forum that much more of an inviting place to post your questions. It makes it seem like it's just a place intended for wannabes and copycats who are in music for the ego, not the soul; and/or bitter heads who want everything to live up to their standard of underground neurotechjazzgaragestepfunkdub.

    So what can we do to improve the situation over there?


    My suggestions are:

    1. Appoint a new moderator (provided somebody is willing to take the time to keep things in order)

    2. Establish some sort of standard & guidelines for how best to post (& FUCKING SEARCH FOR) threads regarding certain sound goals or other needed advice.

    I believe I posted in one of those "angsty whining about netsky bass" topics, what I felt, what would be a quality post that could lead to a vastly improved experience in "Production" and generally help increase the baseline knowledge level of our community.


    Post and give your opinions here in your in favor of seriously addressing the garbage has become of most music production related forums.
     
  2. rj_dnb

    rj_dnb Well-Known Member

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    Surely this belongs in Website Feedback. This, my friend, is waffle.
    I cooked a Reggae Reggae steak the other day with Caribbean rice. Fucking incredible.
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  3. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I vote for Logikz as moderator.....
     
  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    So...how does 'Caribbean' rice differ from American long grain?
     
  5. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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  6. Exert

    Exert I like trains

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    Tbh if we all just learnt Netski base then we woudln't need to ask on the forum I guess. js.

    But seriously, people want to know how to make different sounds, like when I first started I wanted to make a reese but had no idea what a saw wave even was. The only way i learnt was to search for the answers, albeit not by posting on forums at least but searching them in the shadows, like a hungry raccoon.

    I sincerely apologise for not really contributing to this thread :rinsed:
     
  7. rj_dnb

    rj_dnb Well-Known Member

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    Well its just rice...but with stuff in it. Peppers, chillies, okra, lemon zest/juice, maybe a bit if lime if you fancy, whatever really. Is tastyyy
     
  8. Harry3

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  9. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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  10. Psychoholic

    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    I don't even bother going in that shit anyway I check out the tunes in the talent section thats it production forum is just shit.
    OT: I always take fast cooking rice it tastes like shit though but I hate cooking and I wan't to eat asap every time I get hungry.
     
  11. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    noobs- coming and trying to learn how to produce in our producers section!! amateurs.
     
  12. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Boiling rice is not cooking. You have much to learn young man.
     
  13. Psychoholic

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    Hehehe that's why it always tastes like utter shit I thought the rice was ready to eat when it turned black. Forgive my terrible abuse of the English language. I will poke myself in the eyes with various objects as punishment.
     
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  16. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    WAIT everybody just wait. first things first.

    whats a netsky. and why does it play bass. is it like a saxamaphone? because i been looking for one of those boy. oh yeah. theyre expensive though right? damn buddy. yeah. cost like a new car, i cant get me one of those. im not supposed to drive, i had a car man i was delivering them bean pies, got pulled over, and they were like MOTHERFUCKER SHOW ME YOUR LISENCE i was like lisence?! im not even supposed to be in this country! aaaaaaaand then they got all mad

    anyway what does this thread do. is it be drunk on beer in the morning and listen to the stones thread cos i could totally get down with that.
     
  18. D-Jhepz

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    how to i forum?
     
  19. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Think people need to stop fucking moaning.

    Production section is fine. Theres people asking questions, thats whats supposed to happen. Problem? Shut the fuck up.


    The real problem you need to address is the number of elitist pricks who refuse to share their knowledge.
     
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  20. Harry3

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    i think the production forums getting mad coz we're not taking them seriously