reckon ive probably got eye aids now

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  1. Gumby

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh come now. squid in arse sex is like saying hello in japan, our western culture of oral sex pales in comparison. to tell the truth though, i never did hear of eyeball licking before and it could be it has new and otherworldly consequences. i often wondered what itd be like if your nose was a short tentacle and your arms had three elbows. then again i thought electrical sockets were peep holes to the next room for months. also functioning as ventilation shafts. and a ufo crashed in the bay. most of which was true at the time, only my dreams tend to leak into reality and i now have a mortal fear of a man made of scissors
     
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    this story really is an eye opener :teeth:

    on a serious note, who the fuck lick's peoples eyes or likes eyes being licked?
     
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    :borf: loves getting his eyes licked.
     
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    :borf: expresses his self with primary colours.
     
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    :borf: once drank lidls own brand baileys out of mc peans ltd edition air max gay fish
     
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    maybe you should try it
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    So what happens to those frogs & Lizards that can lick their own eyeballs, they must have tried to lick other friends eyeballs at some point over evolution, like hey ive got a gammy eye lemme lick your ballsocket oh shit i got aids now, see you on the other side bro, ciao
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    thats a sight for sore eyes

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    ive done worse
     
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    :borf: was hired by the mod to uncover hidden landmines in the remote town of lllllllawwllyegwelwyyylllawgeelllyn.
     
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    browsing 9gag when suddenly

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    borf meme!!!! BIG
     
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    Yeah pretty big.

    But still, volume it down just a tad yeah...

    Just a few notches, down from kinda 12-13 where you're now, to around sort of 7, even 8 would be cool...

    Thanks in advance m9.

    Xxx
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    get a new thing to say pls andrew
     
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    Who on earth is into this?

    Serious, what's wrong with a tongue on the genitals? Always worked wonders for me.

    Someone really misunderstood "Give my jap eye a lick, yeh?"
     
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    I like getting my dick sucked jacked off and salad tossed. And a bit of my eyes licked. How about I have sex with your eyesocket japanese octopussies.