Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Gumby, Jun 13, 2013.
oh come now. squid in arse sex is like saying hello in japan, our western culture of oral sex pales in comparison. to tell the truth though, i never did hear of eyeball licking before and it could be it has new and otherworldly consequences. i often wondered what itd be like if your nose was a short tentacle and your arms had three elbows. then again i thought electrical sockets were peep holes to the next room for months. also functioning as ventilation shafts. and a ufo crashed in the bay. most of which was true at the time, only my dreams tend to leak into reality and i now have a mortal fear of a man made of scissors
*****PAGING MOSKIT TO THE FRONT DESK. THAT'S MOSKIT TO THE FRONT DESK*****
this story really is an eye opener
on a serious note, who the fuck lick's peoples eyes or likes eyes being licked?
loves getting his eyes licked.
expresses his self with primary colours.
once drank lidls own brand baileys out of mc peans ltd edition air max gay fish
maybe you should try it
So what happens to those frogs & Lizards that can lick their own eyeballs, they must have tried to lick other friends eyeballs at some point over evolution, like hey ive got a gammy eye lemme lick your ballsocket oh shit i got aids now, see you on the other side bro, ciao
thats a sight for sore eyes
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ive done worse
was hired by the mod to uncover hidden landmines in the remote town of lllllllawwllyegwelwyyylllawgeelllyn.
browsing 9gag when suddenly
borf meme!!!! BIG
Yeah pretty big.
But still, volume it down just a tad yeah...
Just a few notches, down from kinda 12-13 where you're now, to around sort of 7, even 8 would be cool...
Thanks in advance m9.
get a new thing to say pls andrew
Who on earth is into this?
Serious, what's wrong with a tongue on the genitals? Always worked wonders for me.
Someone really misunderstood "Give my jap eye a lick, yeh?"
I like getting my dick sucked jacked off and salad tossed. And a bit of my eyes licked. How about I have sex with your eyesocket japanese octopussies.
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