reckon ive probably got eye aids now

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oh come now. squid in arse sex is like saying hello in japan, our western culture of oral sex pales in comparison. to tell the truth though, i never did hear of eyeball licking before and it could be it has new and otherworldly consequences. i often wondered what itd be like if your nose was a short tentacle and your arms had three elbows. then again i thought electrical sockets were peep holes to the next room for months. also functioning as ventilation shafts. and a ufo crashed in the bay. most of which was true at the time, only my dreams tend to leak into reality and i now have a mortal fear of a man made of scissors
 

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So what happens to those frogs & Lizards that can lick their own eyeballs, they must have tried to lick other friends eyeballs at some point over evolution, like hey ive got a gammy eye lemme lick your ballsocket oh shit i got aids now, see you on the other side bro, ciao
 

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Yeah pretty big.

But still, volume it down just a tad yeah...

Just a few notches, down from kinda 12-13 where you're now, to around sort of 7, even 8 would be cool...

Thanks in advance m9.

Xxx
 

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I like getting my dick sucked jacked off and salad tossed. And a bit of my eyes licked. How about I have sex with your eyesocket japanese octopussies.
 
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