rap battle

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  1. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    can anyone spit, gotta be rap, i will battle anyone who is down, this just for fun n to see who got skills. so if ya wanna do a lil battle just tell me n i'll surely battle u. thanks

    p.s. no remarks about what kind of forum this is(i know) just wanna have a battle.
     
  2. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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    hehe...i would...but i wud be utter useless...
     
  3. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    u never know until u try, i'm not that good either but i enjoy doing it, what ya sayin then?
     
  4. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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    well i dont rap..i sing...and maybe not a battle...more of a jam seeing what comes out?
     
  5. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    naa i wanna go at someone with some lyrics. thanks anyway though. anyone else
     
  6. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    inspire people by dropping a quick verse then ...
     
  7. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    rap battle? I WOULD EAT YOU LIKE CATTLE, steak and chips, steak and chips with gravy and peas, your just another of them waste mcs, step to me? rather bow down on your knees, melt you down bruv.......like antifreeze.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. i'll battle you when i'm drunk.
     
  8. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    contender number 1 ...
    :lol_board

    ding ding philski your turn to step up and roll out a quickie...
     
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  9. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    heres a bunch i posted on a different thread nearly a year ago now

    shut up u bake bean
    i dont like ketchup u know what i mean?
    my name is dave not dean
    i excersise n eat my green
    so i stay fit n stay lean!!!!

    gimme some extra bacon
    all dis vegetarian shit im nt ratin
    im hungry im not fakin
    or u can give me sum steak'n
    all da food is gone coz iv taken
    im not rasta im nt jamacan
    do u understand what im statin?
    IM REALLY HUNGRY N TING!

    hi im barry scott
    cillit bang cleans my scrot
    i smoke crack and pot
    thats da reason i shout alot
    i dont have a bindy spot
    i clean my kitchen with cillit bang
    not the fake version killit bam (that is real)
    im not chinese like wang
    or pang mang tang
    i dont say any of that cockney slang
    yeah u got it all wrong
    BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!
     
  10. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    few of my mates spit, one of them has done some things with taskforce too, im goin back down pub in a bit and im sure he will be up for that, be ready to get lyrically incinerated
     
  11. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    u fuckin joka, hahahaq
     
  12. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    as soon as i saw this thread i thought.....

    manz gotta get his old lyrics of that old thread and ting
     
  13. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    heres a lil something i wrote today, not the best but i think its alright.

    maybe i was born nameless, in life i became more brainless,
    different changes change how friends turn to strangers,
    im lyrically dangerous but never seem shameless,
    im the full shilling like old english ways for payments,
    i'll battle anyone on this site cos maybe im the bravest.
    most yall the gayest, pop straight up like a myspace playlist,
    quite used to bullets getting thrusted outta gauges.
    your used to cocks getting busted up your anus, (lol)
    what i could write in 10 minuites would pprobably take u ages,
    writin down in ink, wasting books full of pages.
    whatevver fire you writtin must be lost like maze's,
    my lyrics are that good they give u a shock like tasers
     
  14. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    *sends a bottle of champers to barnzee*
     
  15. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    hehehe u make me laugh me bredgin, me tell ya da trooot
     
  16. Barnzee

    Barnzee OmniaInNumerisSitaSunt

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    All this talk of tazers and guns, reminds me of your missus buns- that shit was lethal you know, nearly took mans eye out midlflow, right when i was hitting her, front back, back front, , 'mmm yeh' mm yeh while i was pulling her hair.

    i used the full shilling to pay for the flick or her wrist, then my dick popped up like a myspace playlist- quite used to shoving my dick in gages, i wrote this in 10 minutes mate didnt take ages, done right after tea and round 2 with your wife, my lyrics are interesting not shit about life...

    whats this shit about lost in mazes, i got lost once when i smoked up too much purple haze...es, police arrested me i got shocked by tazers, wondered where i was man passed out for ages

    ...like age of empires, i play online on the net, im a badman veteran (not a fucking cadette)- i'll slew any man when it comes to base building then kill all your soldiers their heads will get filled in. So come on man, lets stop all this rap, lets have a war on the wide area network... braaaap!
     
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  17. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    ooooooh, this is war now, lol. nice drop though
     
  18. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    why are djs mixing on laptops
    soon we will be having sex with an xbox
    ableton live making perfect mixes
    xbox graphics processor making perfect bitches
    winows vista killing tha old school vibe of late
    as soon as u reach the climax it sets the controller to vibrate
    online trading of vsts
    xbox live giving u stds



    haha it took me about 10 mins but im quite happy with that
     
  19. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    soon we'll be naa you'll be having sex with an x-box,
    then put the pictures that u took on your desktop,
    take a few photos and sell the image to a sex shop,
    play your music player once youve had a fucking rest stop
    play the mp3, sell your ass to hmv,
    hdmi leads are not as graphic as hiv,
     
  20. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    philli whats the dilly it wernt aimed at u dont be silly original sin im gunna go n drink some gin
    lol