rap battle

philski

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can anyone spit, gotta be rap, i will battle anyone who is down, this just for fun n to see who got skills. so if ya wanna do a lil battle just tell me n i'll surely battle u. thanks

p.s. no remarks about what kind of forum this is(i know) just wanna have a battle.
 

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inspire people by dropping a quick verse then ...
rap battle? I WOULD EAT YOU LIKE CATTLE, steak and chips, steak and chips with gravy and peas, your just another of them waste mcs, step to me? rather bow down on your knees, melt you down bruv.......like antifreeze.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. i'll battle you when i'm drunk.
 

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rap battle? I WOULD EAT YOU LIKE CATTLE, steak and chips, steak and chips with gravy and peas, your just another of them waste mcs, step to me? rather bow down on your knees, melt you down bruv.......like antifreeze.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. i'll battle you when i'm drunk.
contender number 1 ...
:lol_board

ding ding philski your turn to step up and roll out a quickie...
 
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heres a bunch i posted on a different thread nearly a year ago now

shut up u bake bean
i dont like ketchup u know what i mean?
my name is dave not dean
i excersise n eat my green
so i stay fit n stay lean!!!!

gimme some extra bacon
all dis vegetarian shit im nt ratin
im hungry im not fakin
or u can give me sum steak'n
all da food is gone coz iv taken
im not rasta im nt jamacan
do u understand what im statin?
IM REALLY HUNGRY N TING!

hi im barry scott
cillit bang cleans my scrot
i smoke crack and pot
thats da reason i shout alot
i dont have a bindy spot
i clean my kitchen with cillit bang
not the fake version killit bam (that is real)
im not chinese like wang
or pang mang tang
i dont say any of that cockney slang
yeah u got it all wrong
BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!
 

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few of my mates spit, one of them has done some things with taskforce too, im goin back down pub in a bit and im sure he will be up for that, be ready to get lyrically incinerated
 

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heres a bunch i posted on a different thread nearly a year ago now

shut up u bake bean
i dont like ketchup u know what i mean?
my name is dave not dean
i excersise n eat my green
so i stay fit n stay lean!!!!

gimme some extra bacon
all dis vegetarian shit im nt ratin
im hungry im not fakin
or u can give me sum steak'n
all da food is gone coz iv taken
im not rasta im nt jamacan
do u understand what im statin?
IM REALLY HUNGRY N TING!

hi im barry scott
cillit bang cleans my scrot
i smoke crack and pot
thats da reason i shout alot
i dont have a bindy spot
i clean my kitchen with cillit bang
not the fake version killit bam (that is real)
im not chinese like wang
or pang mang tang
i dont say any of that cockney slang
yeah u got it all wrong
BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!
u fuckin joka, hahahaq
 

philski

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heres a lil something i wrote today, not the best but i think its alright.

maybe i was born nameless, in life i became more brainless,
different changes change how friends turn to strangers,
im lyrically dangerous but never seem shameless,
im the full shilling like old english ways for payments,
i'll battle anyone on this site cos maybe im the bravest.
most yall the gayest, pop straight up like a myspace playlist,
quite used to bullets getting thrusted outta gauges.
your used to cocks getting busted up your anus, (lol)
what i could write in 10 minuites would pprobably take u ages,
writin down in ink, wasting books full of pages.
whatevver fire you writtin must be lost like maze's,
my lyrics are that good they give u a shock like tasers
 

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rap battle? I WOULD EAT YOU LIKE CATTLE, steak and chips, steak and chips with gravy and peas, your just another of them waste mcs, step to me? rather bow down on your knees, melt you down bruv.......like antifreeze.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. i'll battle you when i'm drunk.
*sends a bottle of champers to barnzee*
 

philski

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heres a bunch i posted on a different thread nearly a year ago now

shut up u bake bean
i dont like ketchup u know what i mean?
my name is dave not dean
i excersise n eat my green
so i stay fit n stay lean!!!!

gimme some extra bacon
all dis vegetarian shit im nt ratin
im hungry im not fakin
or u can give me sum steak'n
all da food is gone coz iv taken
im not rasta im nt jamacan
do u understand what im statin?
IM REALLY HUNGRY N TING!

hi im barry scott
cillit bang cleans my scrot
i smoke crack and pot
thats da reason i shout alot
i dont have a bindy spot
i clean my kitchen with cillit bang
not the fake version killit bam (that is real)
im not chinese like wang
or pang mang tang
i dont say any of that cockney slang
yeah u got it all wrong
BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!
hehehe u make me laugh me bredgin, me tell ya da trooot
 

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heres a lil something i wrote today, not the best but i think its alright.

maybe i was born nameless, in life i became more brainless,
different changes change how friends turn to strangers,
im lyrically dangerous but never seem shameless,
im the full shilling like old english ways for payments,
i'll battle anyone on this site cos maybe im the bravest.
most yall the gayest, pop straight up like a myspace playlist,
quite used to bullets getting thrusted outta gauges.
your used to cocks getting busted up your anus, (lol)
what i could write in 10 minuites would pprobably take u ages,
writin down in ink, wasting books full of pages.
whatevver fire you writtin must be lost like maze's,
my lyrics are that good they give u a shock like tasers

maybe you were born nameless, then just gotter dumber....more brainless,
different changes made you start groping up strangers,
now your a tramp looking quite a lot like that guy from shameless,
see you ent the full shilling like old english ways for payments,
i've seen you outside netto bruv, dribbling on pavements
shouting out 'hey manhey you are the gayest!'
bruv i've heard better bars on my sisters playlist.
you ent never seen bullets getting thrusted outta gauges.
but you are used to cocks getting busted up your anus,
what you could write in 10 minutes i could copy and change
using ink showing off my extensive vocabulary range

All this talk of tazers and guns, reminds me of your missus buns- that shit was lethal you know, nearly took mans eye out midlflow, right when i was hitting her, front back, back front, , 'mmm yeh' mm yeh while i was pulling her hair.

i used the full shilling to pay for the flick or her wrist, then my dick popped up like a myspace playlist- quite used to shoving my dick in gages, i wrote this in 10 minutes mate didnt take ages, done right after tea and round 2 with your wife, my lyrics are interesting not shit about life...

whats this shit about lost in mazes, i got lost once when i smoked up too much purple haze...es, police arrested me i got shocked by tazers, wondered where i was man passed out for ages

...like age of empires, i play online on the net, im a badman veteran (not a fucking cadette)- i'll slew any man when it comes to base building then kill all your soldiers their heads will get filled in. So come on man, lets stop all this rap, lets have a war on the wide area network... braaaap!
 
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sam the dnb man

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#18
why are djs mixing on laptops
soon we will be having sex with an xbox
ableton live making perfect mixes
xbox graphics processor making perfect bitches
winows vista killing tha old school vibe of late
as soon as u reach the climax it sets the controller to vibrate
online trading of vsts
xbox live giving u stds



haha it took me about 10 mins but im quite happy with that
 

philski

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soon we'll be naa you'll be having sex with an x-box,
then put the pictures that u took on your desktop,
take a few photos and sell the image to a sex shop,
play your music player once youve had a fucking rest stop
play the mp3, sell your ass to hmv,
hdmi leads are not as graphic as hiv,
 

sam the dnb man

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soon we'll be naa you'll be having sex with an x-box,
then put the pictures that u took on your desktop,
take a few photos and sell the image to a sex shop,
play your music player once youve had a fucking rest stop
play the mp3, sell your ass to hmv,
hdmi leads are not as graphic as hiv,
philli whats the dilly it wernt aimed at u dont be silly original sin im gunna go n drink some gin
lol
 
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