so i got to this hotel today. had a nice meal few drinks in the bar. the joints got wireless so i came up to my room to av a frank then came on ere for a bit......av jus pulled back the quilt to get into bed and theres footlong skidmarks on the bedsheet. so av got to go because the dude at reception is about to remove shit from my bed and discard tonights food and drink bill the cunt.
what a result. 1 different room free of charge 2 food and drink bill eradicated 3 free brekkie 4 the guy made a joke that it was daves poostain
honestly, the kid took one look at it and went "looks like a dave wardby to me" i went "yeah its a shitty back if ever there was on" he rolled his eyes into the back of his head, tutted and replied "ahh rat dick". did waulmo ever say to you 360 shitty back rat dick superman? its what he used to say when dave was about to do a jump on his bmx he'd go to like... i dunno mike lawn or sum1 who dint know bout the shitty back story and say "yeah watch this daves gunna do a 360 superman shitty back rat dick.........kills me everytime. am actually on my own in an office with tears rolling down my face from laughing my ass off bout the whole thing...........dear me
