R.E My cheesy comments b2b chat up lines

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  1. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    im the king of it....

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    how much does a pollar bear weigh ,,,,,,ummm..... enuff 2 break the ice lol, she giggles ....then i ask what shes drinkin then i make my move ..like a tiger....:whipem:

    GRRRR
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  3. safety

    safety double safety

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    you wanna rock that cheesey shit while you're young becasue i garuntee it's got a shelf life
     
  4. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    I love a good chat up line
    Make me laugh, thats the key
     
  6. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    chat up lines are for afc's.
     
  7. DeployFX

    DeployFX Member

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    I usually kill them with: "Hi, I'm a DJ" - and then miraculously, the panties are down...it's so true!
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    yeh..... i usually hit them with "GET YOUR TITTS OUT YOU DIRTY BITCH!!"

    almost instantly they have their jubblies out....... or did i just imagin that??

    it works.... i swear!.....
     
  9. safety

    safety double safety

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    yeah, but chat up lines that work on midgets in titty bars in prague generally don't have the same effect on girls in clubs in london. although i may be wrong, i've never tried.
     
  10. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    yeh..... i was pretty baffled when i tried it in Tiger Tiger once and i didnt work..... DAMN!! hahaha why are women so demanding..... all i want is some boob action!! hahahahahahaha
     
  11. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    I've always said it's about the double meaning's & very subtle flirting.
    Noize - you cannot do this. (sorry :))
     
  12. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    He really can't yano... Bless :D
     
  13. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    il say what i like, when i like 2 who i like ,,,, :2thumbs:
     
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    mansell husk basically*

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    LOL :)
     
  15. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i usually say nothing, if that.

    a saucy wink and cheeky smile, with a stroke of the face bush, and i can cure lesbianism.

    fa©t


    :cowbell:
     
  16. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    Next time you come over i *promise* i wont nag on and on and on to you about leaving the toilet seat down ok ,...

    Deal or no Deal :shrug:
     
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  17. GIRLSCANSTEP2

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    Its a deal :D
    And I wont complain if I have to take a couple shots in the eye :lol:
     
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    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant !!! -

    My pool game is 10 times better than before (ive be practicing lots) ,least this time i wont be bouncing balls off the table and hittin you in the head ... oops , ... get your ass on table so i can show you me new cue skills ... :nurr_nur:
     
  19. DJ_DAFT

    DJ_DAFT is back

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    All i do is ask the gal if she wants a drink, then name, age, where abouts she is from....then just general chit chat....then if you get along crack a lil joke....you know light stuff....its best to not show that you really really like her coz then she fills like your desprate....ya get me...LOL