R.E My cheesy comments b2b chat up lines

DJNoize

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im the king of it....

eg

how much does a pollar bear weigh ,,,,,,ummm..... enuff 2 break the ice lol, she giggles ....then i ask what shes drinkin then i make my move ..like a tiger....:whipem:

GRRRR
 

RocksteadyUK

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I usually kill them with: "Hi, I'm a DJ" - and then miraculously, the panties are down...it's so true!
yeh..... i usually hit them with "GET YOUR TITTS OUT YOU DIRTY BITCH!!"

almost instantly they have their jubblies out....... or did i just imagin that??

it works.... i swear!.....
 

RocksteadyUK

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yeah, but chat up lines that work on midgets in titty bars in prague generally don't have the same effect on girls in clubs in london. although i may be wrong, i've never tried.
yeh..... i was pretty baffled when i tried it in Tiger Tiger once and i didnt work..... DAMN!! hahaha why are women so demanding..... all i want is some boob action!! hahahahahahaha
 

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i usually say nothing, if that.

a saucy wink and cheeky smile, with a stroke of the face bush, and i can cure lesbianism.

fa©t


:cowbell:
 

BeyondTherapy

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Its a deal :D
And I wont complain if I have to take a couple shots in the eye :lol:
Brilliant !!! -

My pool game is 10 times better than before (ive be practicing lots) ,least this time i wont be bouncing balls off the table and hittin you in the head ... oops , ... get your ass on table so i can show you me new cue skills ... :nurr_nur:
 

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All i do is ask the gal if she wants a drink, then name, age, where abouts she is from....then just general chit chat....then if you get along crack a lil joke....you know light stuff....its best to not show that you really really like her coz then she fills like your desprate....ya get me...LOL
 
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