Questions for Boss Eyed Members

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by jmzmaloney, Mar 13, 2010.

  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    1. Can you see round corners?
    2. If you look in the mirror do you see your boss eye looking forwards or sidewards?
    3. Does a boss eye look into the future or the past depending on which way it points?
    4. Ever looked at child porn?

    If any other members have a question nows the time to ask before this situation blows completely out of control.

    I only ask because theres a new fella started at my job thats eye points outwards from his face, guy was leaning on another guys car, staring at the owner, singing along to Cheryl Cole - Fight for this Love in unison, stereo turned up fall blast at 4am in Tesco Caversham car park. For this reason I cant ask the only boss eyed person I know.

    Yours faithfully

    Jimmy "Seamus" Maloney
     
  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  3. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    ah the old football eyes. one home, one away..
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    There was a 20 odd page thread back in the day on dnba called "Post Pics Of Boss Eyed Cunts" it was epic, not just for pic lulz, but boss eyed peoples themselves that took offence to said thread & decided to post their contempt, only to be shot down in flames by mockery & subsequent raids on their facebook/twitter/myspace pictures with hillarious photoshops ensuing...

    Internet bullying at its finest.
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I read a quote from Ol' Lanky himself Peter Crouch, when asked "What would you be if not a footballer?" Crouchy answered "A virgin?"

    Similarly you ask ask a boss eyed person "If you were a footballer?" They'd still answer "Still a virgin"
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    all in all seamus, congrats on a fine, fiiine thread. wait let me rep you for not answering me on msn you bald jew
     
  10. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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  11. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    5. would losing your good eye be a bad thing, or would it just make your bad eye the correct one?
     
  12. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    one eye's looking at you, one eye's looking for you
     
  13. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    i go boz eyed when i read books too long, um.. ive never looked at child porn.
     
  14. PhorceOfHabit

    PhorceOfHabit Seldom

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    My housemates been forwarded this thread so hold tight for some true insight.
     
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  16. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    THat's really disconcerting ( if that's how u spell it)
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