quavers are not suitable as a sandwhich filling

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  1. rysk

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    As a fan of the humble brittish snack, the crisp butty, i intended to experiment with numerous crisps variaties.
    Tonights experiment: quavers
    upon assesment, i decided that quavers would be ideal, due to their cheesey nature.
    oh how i was wrong. upon consumption i discovered that the butter soaked into to crisps rendering them soggy and fucking grim.
    Thus quavers are unsuitable as a sandwhich filling.
    my favourites so far? paprika walkers MAX, frazzles and walkers beef+onion
     
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    Frazzles ftw, many tears have been shed while enjoying there godliness.
     
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    Mmm yum, crisps in sandwich's are epic win. Usually go well with cheese sandwich's. or chicken. :)
     
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    hula hoops were also not made for crisp buttys

    although great crisps nik naks and monster munch also do ot go well in crisp buttys

    try mc coys and seabrooks ftw
     
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    What about alcohol in a sandwich and a live animal, peacock or phesant type thing doused in brandy, set alight, eaten within 20 seconds.
     
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    sure is neglected child in here
     
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    my favourite crisp sammich... plain white bread (cheap is cool) toasted and buttered, bag of walkers cheese and onion crips and ketchup
     
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    i beg to differ about hula hoops. if u crack them intio little bits they are win.
     
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    mckoys salt n vinger + tuna sandwhich. win
     
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    rich youre a total pikey.
     
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    Tangy cheese Dorito's...
     
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    Man, white people are fucked up...
     
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    Quavers do however work very well with chicken soup, I know this sounds wrong but as a kid when I went swimming me and my mates would raid the vending machines at the local swimming baths anyway one day one of us tried dipping a quaver in our chicken soup and it was nice.
     
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    Must be tough growing up Up North. You know what with the mines closing n that. Gammon and Quavers for dinner. Stories by gas light

    :teeth:
     
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    Rib and saucy nik naks FTW
     
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    these are a better accompaniament to a normal sammich imo!
     
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    i used to do beef space invaders in bovril... mmmm
     
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    used to love crisp sandwichs proper easy to make wen ur high
    cheese an onion worked for me