Python kills careless zookepper

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  1. duffer

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    The university biology student had broken the park's rules by entering the cage holding the snake, which had been donated two months ago and was not on public display, according to the zoo's management.

    Good job, idiot.
     
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    "The other employees of the Caracas zoo had to beat the serpent to make it release the body of 29-year-old"


    hahaha
     
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    what a way to go, a snake like that, basically all it is, is one humongous muscle designed to crush, and before that, squeeze, things to death. i dont think they even have poison in their fangs, the bite is only there to startle you.
    you know what i want, a snake bite tattoo, see, it works like this, you get a snake just like that one and get it to bite you, then you rub tattoo ink in the bite mark and theres your tatoo, pretty cool hey
     
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    Pythons aren't poisonous. there constrictors. things like vipers and taht are venomous. puff adders are savage!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you wonder how quick one of these 12 meter snakes can be right? you reckon itd just strech its entire coil or would it like eel after you
     
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    My freinds python just sort of sticks his head out and goes for it. It makes a big bend in his neck and just darts forward. My cousins corn snake has abotu 3 bends in his neck and lifts his head up and strikes. atched it eat live mice etc. its quality.

    theres videos of pythons eating stuff on youtube logikz.
     
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    a friend of a friend used to take her snake out every night to sleep on her pillow, usually every time she'd wake up and it would be coiled on her bed, but for a couple of days she'd wake up and it would be lying straight, so one morning she wakes up and its lying straight and its jaw dislocated so it was wiiiiiide open.

    So she takes the snake to the vets and tells him what happened, vet said the snake was getting ready to try and eat her haha!
     
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    imagine the snake slithering up her pussy while shes asleepo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O..
    imagine waking up and ur head is inside a snake
     
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    my already very diminished judgement enshortens considerably during periods of motoric and sensory alcoholic and sexual depravity but you cannot trust a snake im sure of it. just couldnt see myself sleeping with one in the bed.
     
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    :word: if you look a snake in the eye they look pure evil. i hold my cousins snake but im never fully relaxed. stay on edge. I like holding the yemen chameleon though! that is the shit!
     
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    Hah i heard that story on virgin radio.
     
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    apparently if you get caught by a boa constrictor they will try and face you till you die so they can sense you have stopped breathing.So aswell as having a long and painfull death the bugger will be staring you out!
     
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