PUTRID SEX OBECT (n.s.f.w)

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  1. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    I saw this in a issue of bizzare a few years back...
    The bloke in it used to be a fan of my old band... i occasinaly spoke to him over the bands myspace.

    his name is thistle harlequin... ill let the vid do the talking

    this is tottally 100 per cent real


    BE WARNED... I MEAN IT... BE WARNED....



    http://putridsexobject.com/
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ok im not clicking that. not for love nor money. what is it. its not what i think it is, is it? describe it for us please, bullet point format should you feel the urge.
     
  3. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    bizzare magazine:


    " We’ve had a lot of weird stuff sent to the Bizarre office, but when a DVD called Putrid Sex Object landed on our desks... we had a horrible feeling it was going to be special, and not in a good way. So we sent our seasoned thrill-seeker Denise Stanborough over to LA to track down Thistle Harlequin - MySpace.com/thistleharlequin - to ask what made him tongue a cow's scalp whilst frolicking around in a bloodied wedding dress! Read the full exclusive interview in Bizarre mag - OUT NOW! "


    DUDE WATCH IT :p
     
  4. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    DUDE NO XD LOL XD XD
     
  5. Sicx

    Sicx Well-Known Member

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    I can fap to this.............Well, untill i realised it was a dude
     
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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Pretty tame after seeing the guy sticking jamjar up his anus and dude hiding under ladies toilets collecting shit then masturbating with it in the bushes. Brain has been completely nulified by such things these days.
     
  8. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    say what now?! o_O
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh yeah that guy. the wrongness of that is off the chart really but look if he wants to be pissed on the consensus on this forum is that he bloody well should be, if he so desires (i never did piss on that girl btw, she asked a 2nd time and i said i had to think about it. cant be pissing on people just cos they said you should thats just absurd. what if they told you to throw a chair at them you wouldnt do that would you)
     
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    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    That was the weirdest thing I've ever watched. Some people have serious high maintenance issues... Imagine if you found out ur bird was into shit like that. Now thats a relationship maker or breaker...
     
  12. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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  13. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    What exactly is this!?
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont click it tony. its too much for your delicate constitution. you are delicate you know that right. succulent. you love it really.
     
  15. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i am not going to click it, last time i got curious on a thread like this was the 3 guys one hammer one... that wasnt pleasant
     
  16. Fire starter

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    Ignorance is bliss
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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  18. Salvus

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    Fuck. Thats terrible. Christ almighty.
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    holy god salvus those are your tunes??? theyre amazing
     
  20. neddez

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    Lol. I am glad I am not the only one intrigued by this.