PULL YOUR PORK

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  1. Shatner's Bosom

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    'MURRICAAAAAAAAA
     
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    lawl
     
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    So jokes!
     
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    Put Some HAM in MoHAMed Target hahaha fucking legendary
     
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    :lol:

    'HAM head'
     
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    I believe in peace through porking myself.

    I'll happily do some porking for world peace.

    As long as I get to choose who I pork. I'm not making my way through all the political leaders. They're all men. Even Angela Merkle.
     
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    what about Julia Gillard? I know that as of yesterday she isn't a world leader anymore....but i wouldn't mind a slice of that, as long as she keeps her glasses on....phwoaar. I do like a redhead.
     
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    The aus prime minister?

    She ain't all that. But if it's for world peace, she can hop on I guess.

    She's from Barry. All girls from barry has hidden snatch talent, no matter how prim and proper they look. Barry girls are a great fuck. Something in the water there obviously. Apart from heroin needles on the beach.
     
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    Does everyone get this?

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    shes minging! :sick:

    Gumby is gunna stab you in the balls
     
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    i don't...i'm assuming it's just UAE, and probably other prominent pork fearing nations....except qatar, because we're fucking tiny and MURRICANS don't recognise it's existence.

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    she would be minging, if she wasn't so fiery....she is a bit more minging now she isn't a PM, that was her main appeal. phwoooar, powerful women, phwoooar...i'd even give Merkel a go if she lost a few pounds, my bratwurst corporation could do with a bailout.
     
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    Me too. Probably any country where freedom of speech doesn´t mean Hitler or the UK.
     
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    what thora birch or adela deerheart or whatever her name is? shes funny in the way shes an apparent female whos managed to completely bypass any signs of sexual appeal to humans. usually quite adrogynous roles (gabriel in that keanu film, the bad guy in michael moore or whatever) and great performances, no complaints whatsoever in that department, her acting ability is beyond refute, but i think id rather fuck that abomination of a creature from the other thread the bald, muscular, tribal tatttoed, beardy guy with a vag (its name is buck angel if im not mistaken, cant believe i remembered that)
     
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    huh? why? cos i'm an aussie? or cos im a redhead?
    nothing in this thread has offended me tbh

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    i have such a crush on her :love:
     
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    not even my devious plan to have Angela Merkel bail-out my bratwurst corporation?
     
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    go for it (y)