Puberty

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  1. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member

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    my cousin is 12/13 and his voice is breaking and when it goes from low pitched to high pitched i find it really funny. following on from that i think puberty is a funny and interesting part of life,im sure theres countless amount of funny and embarassing situations you have been in involving puberty, i cant think of any atm as ive jus woken up but im sure you guys will!
     
  2. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    are you alright mate? haha...


    ermm
     
  3. junglist#1

    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Theres nothing like a shorn scrotum it really is breathtaking
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    The endless boners were the worst part.

    "Kyle, could you please come to the front of the class to do this equasion on the whiteboard?"
    "ummmm, not really"
    "Why not?
    "Ummmmm, I don't know it"
    "At least give it a try"
    *tuck boner against belly under trouser waistline and hopin it doesn't spring back down*
    *Goes to whiteboard, springs back down*
    Girls giggling: "hehe, he got a boner"

    Boners were timebombs in your early teens.
     
  5. poohoodahoodoo

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    like your teacher at school asking you to come to the front of the class, but you got an uncontrolled bone-on
    "cant do that miss"
    "why?"
    "just cant do that right now"
     
  6. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Pretty much this and waking up with a white gooey mess all over your duvet and sheets.
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Masturbating in your Nans Nightie, after 3 Hash Buckets & a bottle of Mad-Dog 20/20, Spread-Eagle in a Mirror with a Hairbrush up your Ringer was were it was at, during Puberty.

    Good times.
     
  8. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Mate's sister 'started' unexpectantly during a French lesson, stood up to reveal blood down back of skirt & pool of blood on seat.

    :)
     
  9. Jakue08

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    anyone got caught havin a sly tug? lol haha sorry i do find awkward and embarasing stories amusing
     
  10. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    being a giant I would have ridiculous growth spurts which lead me to look like a gangly armed twat for what i consider to be too long. Anyway, during this time I couldn't factor in my long arms and would knock everything over. paint in art, drinks in the dinner hall. I ended up inadvertantly hitting people on the head. Joy.
     
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    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    20/20 kiwi. All the girls were mine. Thank you paper round.
     
  12. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    havent experienced it yet.
     
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  14. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    What got me was female teachers who blatently enjoy the attention / fancying they get from teenage boys.

    I know a lot of ppl will say it's all in the boy's pubescent minds, but there are some teachers who definitely courted the attention, i.e. we had a fairly fit English teacher who would almost always wear tight skirts and see-thru chiffon tops with matching bras underneath. :)

    Seriously, what kinda woman dresses like that when surrounded by high school boys all day every day?
     
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    for ages before i started...ahem....burping the worm... I had always expected to have one of these dreaded wet dreams after reading a sex ed book for kids and it never happened haha
     
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    Our Chemistry teacher was FIT, in her twenties and wore a short skirt every day. She's sit on a table in fromt of the class. You could always see up her skirt. She's always wore mega frilly and dirty knickers too. I loved her.
     
  17. Moskit

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    Thunderbird though.

    Fingering fannies really hard & trying to stick as many fingers up as pos, majorly for your pleasure, not for hers, then not washing your hand & making your mate smell it.

    I was so fucking cool.
     
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    Unless of course it was a double cop off which lead to some kind of finger swashbucklery, which to the untrained eye looked merely like a poking match.
     
  19. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i lost my virginity to a complete slut when i was 14. she was fit but because of this she'd had sex about 200 times with older lads so when it came to me i just didnt know what was going on. to this day i say she raped me.
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I swear nuff young lads got raped during the early-mid nineties.

    Not just by the school/village bike...

    Did your village/town have a dirty single mum, usually the mother of the kid that smelt of piss... That would have lads round to drink & she would end up fucking one!?