Providing good dikk is a blessing and a curse

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  1. Claus601

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    You satisfy like no other man that girl has ever had but that becomes the only thing they want from you, I'm not a robot I can't fukk for 3 hours straight day in day out. I don't expect you guys to understand but it gets hard on a nigga
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Shut up Claude
     
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    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    yeah Claude, you obviously never have heard of 24 hour boner pills and speed, bitches be satisfied and slightly sore after 3 days of non stop fucking! Pfffffft, amateur!
     
  4. Claus601

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    I don't do drugs
     
  5. Dannyboy93

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    redbull and oysters then, there is a solution to every problem Claud
     
  6. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    he said he doesn't do drugs man
     
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    Aggressively rub oyster cards on her nipples

    works every time

    edit: good 8000th post imo
     
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  9. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Best 8000 ever.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Yeah man. First song from my release next Thursday.
     
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    Sounding smooth and sexy.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Thank you very much, Ivan. I really appreciate it!
     
  13. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    buy a vibrator n beat the shit out of her clit with it.

    noob.
     
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    see claud, where there's a will, there's a way, pffffffffft!
     
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    I bet you have no black friends but wish you did.
     
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    Claud's a racist.
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HERES WHAT I THINK OF
    1:44 in
     
  19. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i have no black friends and wish i did :(


    you know when people say, "im not racist, ive got loads of black friends".. but then they really are racist. well im actually not racist but i only know white people. which sucks cos white people are cunts. i need more paki in my life
     
  20. IV4

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    Shut up Claud.