Proof of God -nsfw

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    What year was this? That foot is all wrong though
     
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    well i mean yes obviously anyone who knows anything knows that, when the amazing and talented brad was off completing his homo-erotic masterpiece "interview with the vampire" (the hair, pay attention to the hair HIS hair you twonk, not hers) together with a cast comprised of some of the most prolific not to mention most bigest movie stars in history, she was.... well, what was angelina jolie busy with at that point? i think she dropped a movie called "hackers" which is a low budget teen sci-fi romp about computers and this imaginary sub-culture of computer nerds that wear punk styled stuff and orange dreadlocks and it was reallyl rather mediocire. now, tell me this, isnt it fair to say that angelina really hasnt done any films?

    shes the most known actress of all actresses whom have enjoyed steady limelight and media attention but never done any acting, and its easy to t make the conclusion actresses without a filmography (as in they havent been in any movies, or at least any acting they may have practiced was never recorded onto film) arent actresses but this is not so, angelina was well popular and felt like the obvious choice for "tomb raider: the only polygon boobs mastrubated over ever" as she was super hot and as luck would have it had almost exactly the same demeanour and facial expressions as Lara Croft on the PS1 did, so a real match made in heaven, one might say, as she would then proceed to get matching ink and wear twin vials of blood with her bae/soulmate/porn-fantasy Billy Bob Thornton, and why the capitals on his name, you ask? well, that man is badass. OG for sure, but i digress.

    in a nutshell, thats angelina, shes got a famous father, there are crazy internet rumours that shes incest with her brother (which is total nonsense, blood vials or no), there was the fuckening of said Billy Bob, a movie here and there about nothing special, tomb-raider time and WHAM! mr. and mrs. smith puts brangelina on the map, and most humorously, as a side effect, reduces the once so desired and pround jennifer aniston to dust swirling in the wind.

    point is who gives a fuck about angelina. shes not an actress, shes very likely to have herpes and as for coming attractions, i think custody of her (custody courts never ever give it to the man, hence "her") twelve thousand adopted kids, wonder how interersting they really feel now that brad isnt there anymore, to be brad fucking pitt, only the most handsome man and best actor on the planet, whom left becasuse she wouldnst shut the fuck up about whataaever the fuckjweipg5h0erw0h

    my girl just told me something annoying, i knew i shouldnt have asked, but i got an answer that f¤#king annoyed me. you ever do that, talk to you girl, start prying into something you shouldnt but just to see if you can handle hearing about her past and any emotional pain that might come with it, but when you play with fire, you get burnt, so i just found paydirt, risked it all on a question with 50/50 odds and lost....well, ok, soooo...

    i guess that just means she is human and capable of a) having a past, meaning ex boyfriends, and b) answer very precise questions about her private life with said ex, just like anyone else. dont know why im mad, it was... just unexpected, i suppose, and i my insides got angry, which is my own fault, but also becaue she had me convinced she really wasnt the sort of person that did shit like that. really not the sort of girl.... i need to eat, drink and think it over for a little, im sure ill reach the right conclusion.

    sorry for deviating my lara croft revelations of doom.
     
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    Hey... Hey buddy... Lära croft and that yeah?
     
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    You can suck them both off!
     
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    How come you know so much about Angelina Jolie, that's pretty impressive. But youre right, I knew there was something off about the whole thing, the timeline is completely out of wack, Billy Bob should also be in there somewhere, maybe that dirty old rake Juliette Lewis, vials for sure, and that little girl, he must have kissed that little girl at some point, they were practically fucking in the movie.
     
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    nah, i dont know, i dont think a gay sex tramua would be worth it, EVEN for brad. and as for sucking off angelina, well, i just dont respect her, and sex without respect or love... i feel like youre giving a part of yourself when it comes to sex, and i dont think its right to just do that with just anybody, ok, its time for some morals. jesus, look at the stat of our society, girls cant even be asked to take the dildo out their arse for long enough to stick it in again before youre accused of misogyny
     
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    well sure, but wait... what girl? and do you mean billy bob or brad?

    would be interesting to see pictures of the hoes brad has racked up on the side of angelina, wouldnt it?

    in my experience, these mega celebs thot side-girl mistressess are usually reaally quite plain in the looks, very homely, common, almost like... theyve had enough of the fancy bizness and want somethintgl... real?
    im just thinking out loud now, but clod, youre our resident TMZ reporter, can you get pics of the girls brad has had on the side?

    id ask TPI but hes been gone since a while now, soooo anyone else?
     
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    what. he kaboomed kirsten dunst when she was 18? big deal. i fucked a 14 year old, this one summer night, in the barn, on the hay. i was 13 myself but still, that makes me a felon of some sort, maybe, probably, i dont know.