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  1. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    ass-jewellery n, Another phrase describing haemorrhoids. See also arse-grapes.

    ass-pickles n, A really lumpy shit.

    assets n. Of British tabloid journalism, a girls breasts.

    audition the finger puppets v. A single-act, one man show, not suitable for children.
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    queerburt n, A gay boring bastard.
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    danger wank n. call your mum just as ur on the edge and try and cum before she gets there

    dracula's snackbites n. used tampons
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    B.S. US abbr. Bullshit.

    baby bullets euph.See baby gravy.

    baby gravy euph. Semen; smegma. Also baby boullion.

    baby's arm n. (~holding an apple). Descriptive of a substantial penis, ie 10 inches long with a bend in the middle. Sometimes covered in jam.

    Baccus Marsh n. A dobber. From the spongy area halfway between Ballerat and Melbourne (qv).

    back one out v. The act of reverse parking your breakfast, usually involving much looking over the shoulder, sweating and grunting.

    bacon bazooka euph. Penis; pork sword; the pink oboe (qv)

    bacon strips n. Female external genitalia, presumably with the word 'DANISH' printed on in blue ink; a ragman's coat (qv).

    badger loose euph. An R.A.F. issue air biscuit. "'I say, Ginger' cautioned Biggles. 'I think number two engine is on fire.' 'No, that's me,' confessed Algie. 'I've just let a badger loose.'" (from 'Biggles Folllows Through' by Capt. W.E. Johns).

    bag ladies' period n. Superlative of foul tasting.

    baibhe (bye-b) Gaelic n. A rough old slapper; a boot (qv).

    bairn brine n. baby gravy.

    baking one v. The act of not going for a shit when you really ought to.

    bald man in a boat euph. Vagina; hairy pie (qv).

    Ballerat Aus. n. A fully erect penis. As in "How are you gettin' on Bruce?" "Bleedin' marvellous Sheila. I'm nearly at Ballerat". See also Lake Wendouree.

    ball buster n. Sexually aggressive female; cock chomper.

    bally heck exclmn. arch. Wartime form of 'bloody hell' when swearing was rationed. Strong expletives were reserved for soldiers on the front line.

    bang v. To have sex; to shag. e.g. 'We were banging, like a shite house (qv) door in the wind". n. A sexual encounter; a shag.

    banjo n. On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the polo neck to the bobby's helmet (qv).
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    ten pinter n. someone u'd only fuck after ten pints

    titanic n. a lady who goes doen the first time

    todger dodger n. lesbian

    two bagger n. someone so ugly u need two paper bags to fuck (one for thier head and one for your head just incase thier's falls off)
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    ahh man i used to have this book, i love it so much, dunno wot happened to my copy, but i forgot how good some of the things are

    bacon strips :lol:
     
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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    i used to like letterbocks in the mags
     
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    safety double safety

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    yoga babies arm - dahlsim style*
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    the top tips are the best...

    "local councils, avoid putting costly speed humps all over your town or city by simply placing egg shapped wheels on constant offenders cars."
     
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    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    clown's hat n. A bald man in a boat; a clematis.

    cupcake n. A small quantity of fart-gas caught in the palm of the hands and then deposited in a person's face.

    dead otter n. A single stool of immense proportions.

    devil's kiss n. A fart released by a dirty lady during sex in the 69 position. Also Hell's mouth.

    diamond cutter n. The hardest erection known to man.

    dog's egg n. A dog turd, often 'laid' on the pavement.

    duck fart n, Noise made when a stone is thrown from height into water

    night watchman n. A copper bolt that has failed to flush away and is discovered the next morning.

    nipping the turtle v. Crimping off a length; shutting the bomb bay doors.

    norton n. Bearded clam; Beetle bonnet (qv).

    panda's eye n. A ringpiece.

    period drama n. To describe the moody and eratic behaviour of women at times of PMT.

    purple headed womb broom euph. Penis. purple helmet n. Pink Darth Vader's headgear; bobbies helmet; bell end; glans.

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    lmao at pandas eye