Producer/DJ you would most like to get smashed with?

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  1. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    My choice would defo have to be Goldie and/or Skream. Would be fucking funny night out.
     
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    high maintenance seems like a really fun dude
     
  4. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I have a feeling you would only be able to spend time with him when he wasn't performing peak time sets.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Would this involve smashing backdoors in?
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Ida Engberg, Adam Beyers missus, would bang
     
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    Dub Phizix. He just seems like a fun guy.

    I got smashed with Goldie when he was on tour here. This was probably 2002. We went to a bar after his set and he tried to fight some random dude at the bar. It was a fun night, but he's kind of an asshole.
     
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    In b4 B-Traits
     
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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    The guys who are all zany and impulsive and shit all day every day might seem like the best for a night of hard drinking, but the thing is they all just sort of go at it until they enter this weird zombie-like state where no human connection or social interaction is possible, they start fights and pass out in a pool of their own vomit.
    Now the quiet guys, the ones who don't really stick out that much, who don't tell the dirtiest jokes all the time and don't have to be the center of everybody's attention - all the time - get a few drinks into one of those guys and shit really starts hitting the fan! T-shirts come off, sometimes forcefully and often ruining them in the process, stupid bets are made, impossible feats of improvised acrobatics climax into inevitable failure, chandeliers crash to the ground and feet are stitched up at the emergency ward after the celebratory dancing on the crystal shards, singing the lyrics of "We are the Champions" over the melody of "Breaking the Law" and insisting that it's Enya.
    Girls way out of anyone's league are mercilessly hit on, credit cards flatlined with full force, cops are called and suddenly jumping from car to car no longer seems like the quickest route to wherever it was you were going because you just saw your mate disappear up that dodgy looking scaffolding and when you finally catch up with him he's climbed all the way to the top and somehow managed to roll up a big fat zoot, which is being vigorously smoked, the ashes disposed of into someone's bedroom window which has been left ajar and the stars are out, the sounds of the city are all so clear, memories of the night so vague and confusing, when you jump into the taxi (once bluefoot has finished driving around the block a few times) you no longer feel a pressing urge to grab the wheel and drive the car into oncoming traffic.. Wait, did that actually happen at some point or were we just contemplating it? You wake up on a couch in a strangers flat with a thundering headache, there's a note on the table says "I had to go to work and didn't want to wake you, please help yourself to anything in the fridge, the blue towel on the hanger is fresh, catch you later."
    Beats being locked up in some grimy tower block cell watching Skibadee in ski goggles snort half a kilo of coke off a cracked Jackson Five record which is spinning on the turntable, going on and on and on about how horse whisperers are such bullshit because everyone knows horses can't talk, only parrots and certain dogs talk I mean come on, let's get real for a second, you know right? Right? Right?!!
     
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    gridlok dom optiv & btk goldie doc scott
     
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    Paris Hilton?
     
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    Andy C, he's so great.
     
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    Fallen.GeMiNi 3rd rate banger merchant

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    Phil Tangent. Oh wait, I already did :teeth:
     
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    nights with that crew are too funny
     
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    This

    I got kidnapped by Chimpo, Dub, Strats and the rest of the crew from Hospitality and driven to Critical at Fabric in their legendary white van. Jokes times and safe guys
     
  19. Harry3

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    haha fuck you I clicked on this thread just to say B Traits

    it would be the most awkward night of her life
     
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    evermind Broken Symmetry

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    Did you touch him/did he touch you? huehuehue