Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Aug 7, 2009.
U ARE A LEGEND ETHIX....
i was sat at my mates last nite just shouting Sargeant Hartmann lines at him....
too many quality quotes in there ..
bull shit i bet you could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose,
your body looks like 170 pounds of chewed bubblegum pile
you climb obsticle corses like old people fuck
and the best one ..
it seems to me private pile, the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress..
haha, me and my mate rob saxby used to sit in class shouting them out, in history we had a twat of a teacher, spent a year tourmenting him with " are you John Wayne? , is this me ? " .. when he was writing on the board, .. seems shit now but it passed the time
"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? "
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. "
"A JELLY DOUGHNUT !!"
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