pregnant by poool

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  1. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...g-in-pool.html

    A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

    Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

    Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

    A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

    "She is determined to go ahead with the case."

    Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.


    top and bottom of it, ya daughter is a slag
     
  2. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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  3. Datt Male

    Datt Male Active Member

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    wat a fucking joker, polish take liberties all over the world
     
  4. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    HAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK!
    Id love the meet that mother and hit her in the face with a sledgehammer, noone should take the piss like that and live to tell the tale
     
  5. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    surely that's not even possible isit?!?!?!?!
     
  6. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Gonna use that one when some bird tells me I got her up the duff.

    'Hey Kevin, I'm pregnant.'

    'When was the last time you went swimming?'


    Sounds like a winner.
     
  7. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    heahehahahahahahehahehaha
     
  8. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    legendary

    floating david seamens
     
  9. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    i thought your name was Des :teeth:
     
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    If that skank of a daughter shagged in the pool
     
  11. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    We have a equivalent to the sun here..and they even set one on top..they reported about that pool case and about a polish guy who complained about too many arabs in egypt and a polish couple complaining about the fact that they couldnĀ“t enter the hotels dining room in underwear :lol:
     
  12. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    josef fritzel comes to mind ..

    it talks about her mum being adament she never met anyboys, but what about daddy , whys he keeping shtum i wonder..?
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Misdirection.
     
  14. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    surely the temperature of the pool and the chemicals used to treat the water would kill the sperm instantly. also how did it get through her knickers, and up there, i mean right up there to get her pregnant

    shes a skanky whore that likes it dirty, end of.
     
  15. subprime

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    I slapped the monkey in the sea one time, many years ago, so hey. Guess I could be ya father!
    That was in New Zealand mind, but...........you seen how those little fuckers can swim?
     
  16. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    Seriously, if any court takes this as a legitimate case....

    damn....we're at a bad place as a race
     
  17. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    This Might possibly be the Greatest story ever Reported.

    I hope the guy who Shagged her knows that hes the luckiest guy ever- I dont think another bloke in the world has gotten away with Pregnancy so easily...


    Fair Play. :D
     
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    wow - why didnt i found this thread earlier.

    thread of the month for me!!!! pure jokes. thanks to everyone contributing :D
     
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    Vydx Asian Info Alliance

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