PRAWNS
- Thread starter Toejam
- Start date
clayasaurus
wintermute
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2008
- Location
- New York
prawn cock ring hmm thats a pretty fresh idea
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2008
- Location
- north london
Who gave you prawns for christmas?
How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.
How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.
THATS THE WRONG KINDA PUSSY I WAS LOOKIN FOR
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2008
- Location
- north london
Go down London and chuck em at tramps.
I was going to suggest that, but then I felt too bad to say it. We're on the same wavelength nuera
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2008
- Location
- north london
Well you could go out on new years eve and give them to random girls. That would be a great chat up line, I'd fall for that.
MY MUM HAHA! I GUESS SOCKS WERENT ENOUGH
I was going to suggest that, but then I felt too bad to say it. We're on the same wavelength nuera
Lol yeh mang,
Either this or you sew them all together to make a prawn coat.
Everyone would want to sleep with you then.
OK
HERE IT GOES
HI SNOWGIRL MY MUM GAVE ME SOME PRAWNS, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
YEY LETS SEX
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2008
- Location
- north london
Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.
I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"
That is definately something I would be interested in.
(I want 25% for my input)
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2008
- Location
- north london
OK
HERE IT GOES
HI SNOWGIRL MY MUM GAVE ME SOME PRAWNS, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
YEY LETS SEX
I'd want more than one prawn for sex, maybe 5 would do it. If it's a whole bag you still get to have sex with lots of different people. Go and try it now!
- Joined
- Jul 16, 2008
- Location
- north london
I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"
That is definately something I would be interested in.
(I want 25% for my input)
You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.
Errrm I came up with the name..............
I want to be fired from a cannon wearing nothing but a prawn thong.
Use them to lure cats into your house, then begin construction of a deadly cat army.
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GOOD POINT THERE
LURE THE CATS IN AND PLACE SMARTIES TUBES ON THEIR LEGS = WALKING ROBOT CAT ARMY