PRAWNS

[Toejam]

SO RANDOMLY I GOT GIVEN TWO BAGS OF KING SIZE FROZEN PRAWNS FOR CRIMBO

IDEALLY I'D USE THEM FOR A MEAL BUT NAH

I NEED ALTERNATIVE USES FOR PRAWNS I DUNNO MAYBE A PRAWN COCK RING, PRAWN EARINGS?

....

 

[clayasaurus]

prawn cock ring hmm thats a pretty fresh idea

 

[DJ NUERA]

"Toejam's Prawn Jewellery"

There you go, iv even done the name for you.

-Earings
-Rings (cock and finger)
-Necklace

Etc Etc

 

[Snowgirl]

Who gave you prawns for christmas?

How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.

 

[DJ NUERA]

Go down London and chuck em at tramps.

 

[Toejam]

Who gave you prawns for christmas?

How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.

THATS THE WRONG KINDA PUSSY I WAS LOOKIN FOR

 

[Snowgirl]

Go down London and chuck em at tramps.

I was going to suggest that, but then I felt too bad to say it. We're on the same wavelength nuera

 

[Snowgirl]

THATS THE WRONG KINDA PUSSY I WAS LOOKIN FOR

Well you could go out on new years eve and give them to random girls. That would be a great chat up line, I'd fall for that.

 

[Toejam]

Who gave you prawns for christmas?

MY MUM HAHA! I GUESS SOCKS WERENT ENOUGH

 

[DJ NUERA]

I was going to suggest that, but then I felt too bad to say it. We're on the same wavelength nuera

Lol yeh mang,

Either this or you sew them all together to make a prawn coat.
Everyone would want to sleep with you then.

 

[Toejam]

Well you could go out on new years eve and give them to random girls. That would be a great chat up line, I'd fall for that.

OK

HERE IT GOES

HI SNOWGIRL MY MUM GAVE ME SOME PRAWNS, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

YEY LETS SEX

 

[Snowgirl]

Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.

 

[DJ NUERA]

Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.

I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"

That is definately something I would be interested in.

(I want 25% for my input)

 

[Snowgirl]

OK

HERE IT GOES

HI SNOWGIRL MY MUM GAVE ME SOME PRAWNS, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

YEY LETS SEX

I'd want more than one prawn for sex, maybe 5 would do it. If it's a whole bag you still get to have sex with lots of different people. Go and try it now!

 

[Snowgirl]

I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"

That is definately something I would be interested in.

(I want 25% for my input)

You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.

 

[DJ NUERA]

You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.

Errrm I came up with the name..............

I want to be fired from a cannon wearing nothing but a prawn thong.

 

[Toejam]

CIRCUS IDEA = FAIL


FROZEN PRAWNS SEEEE

 

[DJ NUERA]

Use them to lure cats into your house, then begin construction of a deadly cat army.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Toejam]

Use them to lure cats into your house, then begin construction of a deadly cat army.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GOOD POINT THERE

LURE THE CATS IN AND PLACE SMARTIES TUBES ON THEIR LEGS = WALKING ROBOT CAT ARMY

 

[DJ NUERA]

Good Idea, the world is your oyster.
I wish I got a bag of prawns.