PRAWNS

SO RANDOMLY I GOT GIVEN TWO BAGS OF KING SIZE FROZEN PRAWNS FOR CRIMBO

IDEALLY I'D USE THEM FOR A MEAL BUT NAH

I NEED ALTERNATIVE USES FOR PRAWNS I DUNNO MAYBE A PRAWN COCK RING, PRAWN EARINGS?

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prawn cock ring hmm thats a pretty fresh idea

 

"Toejam's Prawn Jewellery"

There you go, iv even done the name for you.

-Earings
-Rings (cock and finger)
-Necklace

Etc Etc

 

Who gave you prawns for christmas?

How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.

 

Go down London and chuck em at tramps.

 

THATS THE WRONG KINDA PUSSY I WAS LOOKIN FOR

 

I was going to suggest that, but then I felt too bad to say it. We're on the same wavelength nuera

 

Well you could go out on new years eve and give them to random girls. That would be a great chat up line, I'd fall for that.

 

MY MUM HAHA! I GUESS SOCKS WERENT ENOUGH

 

Lol yeh mang,

Either this or you sew them all together to make a prawn coat.
Everyone would want to sleep with you then.

 

OK

HERE IT GOES

HI SNOWGIRL MY MUM GAVE ME SOME PRAWNS, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

YEY LETS SEX

 

Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.

 

I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"

That is definately something I would be interested in.

(I want 25% for my input)

 

I'd want more than one prawn for sex, maybe 5 would do it. If it's a whole bag you still get to have sex with lots of different people. Go and try it now!

 

You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.

 

Errrm I came up with the name..............

I want to be fired from a cannon wearing nothing but a prawn thong.

 

CIRCUS IDEA = FAIL


FROZEN PRAWNS SEEEE

 

Use them to lure cats into your house, then begin construction of a deadly cat army.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

GOOD POINT THERE

LURE THE CATS IN AND PLACE SMARTIES TUBES ON THEIR LEGS = WALKING ROBOT CAT ARMY

 

Good Idea, the world is your oyster.
I wish I got a bag of prawns.