Who gave you prawns for christmas?
How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.
Go down London and chuck em at tramps.
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THATS THE WRONG KINDA PUSSY I WAS LOOKIN FOR
Who gave you prawns for christmas?
I was going to suggest that, but then I felt too bad to say it. We're on the same wavelength nuera![]()
Well you could go out on new years eve and give them to random girls. That would be a great chat up line, I'd fall for that.
Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.
OK
HERE IT GOES
HI SNOWGIRL MY MUM GAVE ME SOME PRAWNS, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
YEY LETS SEX![]()
I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"
That is definately something I would be interested in.
(I want 25% for my input)
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You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.
Use them to lure cats into your house, then begin construction of a deadly cat army.
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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