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Toejam

OOOBEY DOOBEY
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SO RANDOMLY I GOT GIVEN TWO BAGS OF KING SIZE FROZEN PRAWNS FOR CRIMBO

IDEALLY I'D USE THEM FOR A MEAL BUT NAH

I NEED ALTERNATIVE USES FOR PRAWNS I DUNNO MAYBE A PRAWN COCK RING, PRAWN EARINGS?

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DJ NUERA

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"Toejam's Prawn Jewellery"

There you go, iv even done the name for you.

-Earings
-Rings (cock and finger)
-Necklace

Etc Etc
 

Snowgirl

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Who gave you prawns for christmas?

How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.
 

Snowgirl

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Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.
 

DJ NUERA

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Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.

I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"

That is definately something I would be interested in.

(I want 25% for my input)

(y)
 

Snowgirl

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I think we have a winner.
"Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"

That is definately something I would be interested in.

(I want 25% for my input)

(y)

You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.
 

DJ NUERA

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You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.

Errrm I came up with the name..............

I want to be fired from a cannon wearing nothing but a prawn thong.

:boobies:
 

DJ NUERA

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Use them to lure cats into your house, then begin construction of a deadly cat army.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 
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