PRAWNS

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    SO RANDOMLY I GOT GIVEN TWO BAGS OF KING SIZE FROZEN PRAWNS FOR CRIMBO

    IDEALLY I'D USE THEM FOR A MEAL BUT NAH

    I NEED ALTERNATIVE USES FOR PRAWNS I DUNNO MAYBE A PRAWN COCK RING, PRAWN EARINGS?

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  2. clayasaurus

    clayasaurus wintermute

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    prawn cock ring hmm thats a pretty fresh idea
     
  3. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    "Toejam's Prawn Jewellery"

    There you go, iv even done the name for you.

    -Earings
    -Rings (cock and finger)
    -Necklace

    Etc Etc
     
  4. Snowgirl

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    Who gave you prawns for christmas?

    How about putting them all in a little bag that you could wear and then lots of cats will want to be friends with you.
     
  5. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Go down London and chuck em at tramps.

    :rolf:
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    THATS THE WRONG KINDA PUSSY I WAS LOOKIN FOR
     
  7. Snowgirl

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    I was going to suggest that, but then I felt too bad to say it. We're on the same wavelength nuera :teeth:
     
  8. Snowgirl

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    Well you could go out on new years eve and give them to random girls. That would be a great chat up line, I'd fall for that.
     
  9. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    MY MUM HAHA! I GUESS SOCKS WERENT ENOUGH
     
  10. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Lol yeh mang, :rik:

    Either this or you sew them all together to make a prawn coat.
    Everyone would want to sleep with you then.
     
  11. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    OK

    HERE IT GOES

    HI SNOWGIRL MY MUM GAVE ME SOME PRAWNS, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

    YEY LETS SEX :banana:
     
  12. Snowgirl

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    Have they still got there shells on? If they have definitely make it into a coat. Or you could take their heads off and glue them to your fingers.
     
  13. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I think we have a winner.
    "Toejam's Mini Prawn Circus"

    That is definately something I would be interested in.

    (I want 25% for my input)

    (y)
     
  14. Snowgirl

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    I'd want more than one prawn for sex, maybe 5 would do it. If it's a whole bag you still get to have sex with lots of different people. Go and try it now!
     
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    You didn't put any input in! If you start a circus though, I want to join. I want to be on the trapieze. I'll put prawns in my hair if that helps.
     
  16. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Errrm I came up with the name..............

    I want to be fired from a cannon wearing nothing but a prawn thong.

    :boobies:
     
  17. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    CIRCUS IDEA = FAIL


    FROZEN PRAWNS SEEEE
     
  18. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Use them to lure cats into your house, then begin construction of a deadly cat army.

    MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    GOOD POINT THERE

    LURE THE CATS IN AND PLACE SMARTIES TUBES ON THEIR LEGS = WALKING ROBOT CAT ARMY
     
  20. DJ NUERA

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    Good Idea, the world is your oyster.
    I wish I got a bag of prawns.