Potential Sislej Thread Titles & Posts...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Dec 8, 2011.

  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Guy is clearly a fucking perv, also notice he never replies to questions or responses in threads, because he's too busy profusely masturbating with his face covered in Humous.

    So...

    Example:

    Title: Post the length & girth of your Fathers Penis in inches.

    Post: Also, Glans to Shaft ratio as a percentage & the scent of the Testicles x 2 days post wash in the form of popular Cheeses... Eg. Red Leicester, Brie

    GO!
     
  2. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Post your sisters cup size

    i dont have a sister so just curious.. also diameter of each nipple
     
  3. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    ahahahaha
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    id rather just answer this question you raging pervert ..

    my dad told me he can suck his own cock , true story, so id imagine hes a big boy, coz well ,i must take after him , and also .. his wang smells like Humboldt fog cheese with a rough, yet edible 32day aged rind, his testicles are best enjoyed with parts of the south of the Saône-et-Loire département (Burgundy) , namely a Beaujolais with a hint of vinegar upon stimulation.

    PERV
     
  5. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    Rohypnol or Chloroform?

    what's more effective?
    discuss.
     
  6. d-low

    d-low I know you got soul

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    Anal Pleasure?

    I'm just curious, who would let their girlfriend put something where the sun doesn't shine? Post the craziest thing you've ever had up your arse.
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    sigged ... and everyones gunna forget about this thread in a day or two ... and look what you've left ...


    :teeth:
     
  8. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    whats the biggest load you've taken? and did you enjoy it?...... and have you got pics?

    ---------- Post added at 22:26 ---------- Previous post was at 22:25 ----------

    shit, didnt read d-lows post
     
  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Post the amount of qurics your gf shits per day.

    Post the things you would do to Ahmed if he was your gf.

    Has your gf ever drunk baileys from a shoe. Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?

    My tablet pc broke. What's your gf up to?
     
  10. JJEC

    JJEC Active Member

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    Do you love me howard?
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Bwhahahahahahaha!

    Adam taking an early lead :rofl:
     
  12. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    is it normal for your anus to bleed profusely after shoving copious amounts of heroin up there?





















    also....who's this sislej?
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Shut up Ahmed
     
  14. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Actually smarty is the only one who came close to a potential sislej thread title, all the others were way to harsh and didn´t capture the sneaky erotic that creeps around his threads :finger2:

    Pole position.
     
  15. Balthazaar

    Balthazaar Member

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    Hahahaha pervs on forum lurking:teeth:
     
  16. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    This ^


    Get your gf naked, take pics and post results.
     
  17. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    I reckon sislej is a spitting image of Pop from League Of Gentlemen
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I've heard Sislej is actually The Voice's Dad.
     
  19. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I always thought John B was at least his brother, so if Sislej is his dad..we defo need pics. I sense a family reunion at the dnbawards.
     
  20. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    keep that shit thread count up your doing well





































    cunt