Potential Sislej Thread Titles & Posts...

Moskit

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#1
Guy is clearly a fucking perv, also notice he never replies to questions or responses in threads, because he's too busy profusely masturbating with his face covered in Humous.

So...

Example:

Title: Post the length & girth of your Fathers Penis in inches.

Post: Also, Glans to Shaft ratio as a percentage & the scent of the Testicles x 2 days post wash in the form of popular Cheeses... Eg. Red Leicester, Brie

GO!
 

EWOKS

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Guy is clearly a fucking perv, also notice he never replies to questions or responses in threads, because he's too busy profusely masturbating with his face covered in Humous.

So...

Example:

Title: Post the length & girth of your Fathers Penis in inches.

Post: Also, Glans to Shaft ratio as a percentage & the scent of the Testicles x 2 days post wash in the form of popular Cheeses... Eg. Red Leicester, Brie

GO!
id rather just answer this question you raging pervert ..

my dad told me he can suck his own cock , true story, so id imagine hes a big boy, coz well ,i must take after him , and also .. his wang smells like Humboldt fog cheese with a rough, yet edible 32day aged rind, his testicles are best enjoyed with parts of the south of the Saône-et-Loire département (Burgundy) , namely a Beaujolais with a hint of vinegar upon stimulation.

PERV
 

d-low

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Anal Pleasure?

I'm just curious, who would let their girlfriend put something where the sun doesn't shine? Post the craziest thing you've ever had up your arse.
 

EWOKS

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Anal Pleasure?

I'm just curious, who would let their girlfriend put something where the sun doesn't shine? Post the craziest thing you've ever had up your arse.
sigged ... and everyones gunna forget about this thread in a day or two ... and look what you've left ...


:teeth:
 

greddie

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whats the biggest load you've taken? and did you enjoy it?...... and have you got pics?

---------- Post added at 22:26 ---------- Previous post was at 22:25 ----------

shit, didnt read d-lows post
 

$marty

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#9
Post the amount of qurics your gf shits per day.

Post the things you would do to Ahmed if he was your gf.

Has your gf ever drunk baileys from a shoe. Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?

My tablet pc broke. What's your gf up to?
 

rysk

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is it normal for your anus to bleed profusely after shoving copious amounts of heroin up there?





















also....who's this sislej?
 

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Actually smarty is the only one who came close to a potential sislej thread title, all the others were way to harsh and didn´t capture the sneaky erotic that creeps around his threads :finger2:

My tablet pc broke. What's your gf up to?
Pole position.
 

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#19
I always thought John B was at least his brother, so if Sislej is his dad..we defo need pics. I sense a family reunion at the dnbawards.
 
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