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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Sam Beale

    has just referred to himself in the 3rd person to award himself a sense of hierarchy and importance like the rest of you lonely folk. please '' like this '' it will warm my ego over untill i can crack another joke in public, gaining the approval of my social circle.. oh joy .. were all fwends !!.. lets have something in common other than death ...

    Sam Beale

    sober as a judge ... on narcissistic book .. i speak sense im sure , ahhh theres method in his madness they cry, bleating on .. how can he see such design faults in this pixilated patchwork, broken bandages clinging to their solidifying souls .. i dont know he will splutter .. whos he??, are we in the 3rd or 4th person now??, whos who, which brain in whos head, .. hes got the fever again, bed at 9 , lights out ..

    using said book to echo their narcissism, oh, how novel .. the dogs drinking from the same bowl ..pour me another, down the escape hatch in one old boy .. let the swans drown in bilge water







    sober and still a cock .. great fun .. i do this just to annoy the mrs, coz the inlaws will get scared ... talking bout suicide is the best ..

    im thinking this threads goin to turn into a Nitrous bashing thread agen tho ..

    ---------- Post added at 03:33 ---------- Previous post was at 03:22 ----------

    bukowski slash hesse slash dostoevsky .. oh how to pickle ones head top into submission
     
  2. Elements

    Elements Member

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    or just add us on facebook
     
  3. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Google+ is soon to be the new facebook... you heard it here first.

    My latest status: EPIC FAIL !! which I did, got up at 10 this morning to go and play a tournament that started at 12.... played two hands then was knocked out. /oops
     
  4. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    FUCK OFF YOU CUNT AND GET YOUR OWN QR-CODE....

    and i got that without scanning your code.....HOW DID I DO THAT?!?!
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Right click open image in new page probably.
     
  6. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    noooooooooooooope
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haha i had to do it to see whats what .. how did you work that out fran honestly ?
     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    How then?
     
  9. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    right click....view image info....says "http://qrcode.kaywa.com/img.php?s=12&d=FUCK%20OFF%20YOU%20CUNT%20AND%20GET%20YOUR%20OWN%20QR-CODE%20%21%21"

    so i figured the content must be FUCK OFF YOU CUNT AND GET YOUR OWN QR-CODE.....
     
  10. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    I wasn't far off then.

    I've changed it now its been exposed.
     
  11. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Typical England....
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Got all my hip hop on my iPod on shuffle. Track 3 of 3916... May take a while to get through it all.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    boring facebook is boring

    anyway...
     
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    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    BUTT SCRATCHER !!!!! BUTT SCRATCHER !!!!!

    i wrote this while i was at NASS this year as every1 was shouting it ...........
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    BOLLOCKS!!!