Post the last text you recieved ..

EWOKS

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yea ... i know its been done before but this is worth doin again surely ...

this is mine .. and obviously the reason for creating this thread ... because its a text of win


" just woke up naked downstairs in the armchair, with a jonny hangin off my retired cock , i must of tryd to have a posh wank and fell asleep "

off the same person ...

" home enemas are the kiddy, you'd be surprised how much shit stays inside you "


:weirdo:
 

dose.bs1

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Mines shit..

'Mate have you got balloon mans new number' lol

---------- Post added at 09:41 ---------- Previous post was at 09:33 ----------

My message before is better though...

'beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun beer sun SPLIFF'
 

Cat Gas

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T-Mobile: Stay in touch this summer with cheaper calls abroad in all EU countries from July 1st. Plus don't forget it's even easier to stay in touch while you're away with our great value euro boosters letting you surf the net abroad without the worry of unexpected bills when you get back.

I'M SO LONELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :teeth:
 

jmzmaloney

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I have a highly classified text from a member regarding the login of a new alias frequenting the forum. To reveal details would spoil the fun.
 

Teddy

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"My name is Anya I just cum from Poland, i like 2 please u. Ask for ANYA on 02081145456 anytime Im ready now ANYA xxx


+18
optout08432O81052"

right O , who the fudge have i been giving my number out 2!
 

Sweaty Teddy

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'I am on my way now, absolutely dying. I am not going out again man. I just threw up by my car, infront of my dad and I was sick outside Neo last night. Blergh I want to kill myself'


Glad I don't have work til 6/7/8 not really sure when.
 

spiderfran286

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"Well, I'll be waiting with horse bells on, you old horse bangin' skank"
from my mate. quoting cartman when he pretends to be butters on the fone to his mum
 

Osime

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"Everclear. Haha. I hit my head on the concrete on 3 seperate occasions. It was a rough night." ~ Erika

Everclear. Where would sophisticated, college educated, Kansans be without it? Probably in the same place we are with teeth. :teeth:
 
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Scatcat

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"Dude if u wna go travlin in south america let me no, just bin iv my cuban m8 i told u about nd we sorted out a sik route 2 go on." - I din't know the person who texted me this so i replied with "yeah cool man, i'll come along - book me a ticket"
 

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"I have been thinking of going on a trip to one of the gay bars line up isnt gd but the club looks tasty as fuck, dress code sparkle you in? x"
 
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