Post the last text you recieved ..

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    yea ... i know its been done before but this is worth doin again surely ...

    this is mine .. and obviously the reason for creating this thread ... because its a text of win


    " just woke up naked downstairs in the armchair, with a jonny hangin off my retired cock , i must of tryd to have a posh wank and fell asleep "

    off the same person ...

    " home enemas are the kiddy, you'd be surprised how much shit stays inside you "


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    ---------- Post added at 09:41 ---------- Previous post was at 09:33 ----------

    My message before is better though...

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    right O , who the fudge have i been giving my number out 2!
     
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