Post funny drunk texts you've received

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  1. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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    Any time one of your mates or a bird you know sends you a jokes drunk text and you feel like sharing it with the rest of the forum, post it here...

    just received this one - "My nipples. Are stinging babe cuz of the sea salt. I'm ducked babe. What you stinging babe xxxx"
     
  2. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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  3. Merh-Key

    Merh-Key I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    One of my fav's off that site...

    (sent)hey baby i just wanted to let you know last night was amazing , for being a
    virgin that was great. (rec'vd): This is her dad, don't fall asleep tonight!!

    Lmfao !
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Not really... Boob's looking for drunk texts WE'VE recieved.

    Las tone I had was off some girl I was seeing, which said: "Hahahahahahaha, it's frigging raining behind me"

    No clue what the fuck she was on about.
     
  5. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Fuckin funny stuff, Im sure i prob sent a few out last night lol, I'll have to remember to post up when I get one!
     
  6. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I always do when I'm pissed.

    Text a mate saying things like "Just saw your mum. She booooom"
     
  7. Wazza

    Wazza Its Not Relevant is it

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    Got sent this one night from a random number ' He Irons Pants for tobacco' :confused:
     
  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Sometimes I get texts and the words arent even real its all just djmweapoifjws random bullshit, I must know some odd people, or very VERY drunk people?
     
  9. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    random one from last week ....
    that the guy who invented 7 up? he was an albino!! thats why theres a red dot on the can man, it represents the redeyes albinos have! its a fact! u can ask fildo dildo!
     
  10. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Maybe you've got friends in hostage situations and you're ignoring what could be their last chance to get help.
     
  11. gcurt1s

    gcurt1s Buried Audio

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  12. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    i normally dont txt wen im pissed. to much hard work i tend to call everyone in my fone book in the early hours though waking people up chatting absolute jibber jabber!
     
  13. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    ^^ Yeah same. When I get some drunk ones i will post em up tho (y)
     
  14. wobbie

    wobbie Echidna

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    'On a scale of one to tripping balls, im a lemon!'

    'You are 3 times older than my type' (on my 21st birthday)

    'I took the piss last night and I owe you an apology, £11.50, a drink and at least 6.7GB of high quality ginger porn.'

    'In soviet Russia, Preston go's to me to get laid.'

    'Is it bad that I only look at the missing persons posters to see if the fit ones are underage?'

    'There is shit leaving my body'

    'There is blood and shit leaving my body.'

    'I just gave birth to Bono.'


    These are all real and all from the same guy.
     
  15. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    I walked past my fridge last night and i swear i heard some onions singing the Bee-Gees,

    But on closer inspection it was the Chives Talkin.

    B'Dum Tish.
     
  16. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    dyslexics do it beast
     
  17. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    With some people I have in my phone book that actually sounds like quite a good situation for them to be in
     
  18. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    'In soviet Russia, Preston go's to me to get laid.'

    Preston is THE place to go clubbing. Fucking wall to wall northern chicks loving the southern accent :)
     
  19. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    No one likes the southern accent :D
     
  20. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    is that cause we don't have an accent, we just speak english? :D