Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Jan 2, 2009.
I'll go first.
I was 4 years old when I first started learning English.
I would've had 3 brothers, but 1 died before I was born.
I was born in Zimbabwe and moved to the UK when i was 3... after my dad had served in the special forces (The Selous Scouts) over there...
i where size 11 shoes
i was kept in a cage in junior school, and had to sit behind the teacher in my cage and face the wall , think i was abit weird its all abit of a dribbling blur .. i used to sit and draw pictures whilst everyone else learnt things .. i think back now and think , that teacher would have been fucked over if school inspectors found out i was in a cage with bars ,,,
I have 2 passports
snap, my whole attic also doubles as jamaica making it possible to get a bad tan, grow tropical plants and get sent to jail for a long period of time.
thats bieng said im also probably one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet!
So do I, and my feet still have time 2 grow!
I once sang with Charlotte Church
i wonder whats up there then? :ahem:
I've ridden horses since I was 1year old!!
And doing them since.....?
I couldn't be bothered to learn GCSE German in secondary school, so they put me in a special needs class instead. I refused to do the special needs test as I didn't want a special needs certificate. The test involved primary school maths questions such as "What is 135 + 292?"
Did you start out on baby horses?
(oops, seems the pic is of a donkey but you get the idea)
Its not a donkey... donkeys arn't coloured (brown and white), they tend to be a plain solid colour
But no... I started on a older but small shetland pony!
I played football for grimsby town youth when they where in division one (now the championship) got scouted for nottingham forest but never got in. at this time they were in the premier league.
also the ETHIX fact is true do not mistake it for misplaced waffle.
sell one on the black market.
my mums uncle Roy wrote the TV shows "Keeping Up Appearances", "Last Of The Summer Wine" & "Open All Hours"
he is also an OBE
his full name is Roy Clarke
i steal a lock of every persons hair that i meet
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