post A JOKE ! :)

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  1. Brownie D

    Brownie D I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    POST A JOKE :)
    'a pikey girl writes to a problem page.
    dear anna im 13 and still a virgin..............


    do you think my brothers are gay?
     
  2. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a ham milkshake??

    You can drink a ham milkshake


    bo boom tish
     
  3. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    Two old ladies, Ethel and Mabel are sitting in the park feeding the ducks one day.

    Suddenly, Ethel notices something strange about her friend. 'Mabel darling, do you realise you have a suppository hanging out of your right ear?', to which Mabel replies: 'Well where on earth is my hearing aid then?'.


    :spam_sign
     
  4. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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    what's the useless skin around a vagina called?









    a woman
     
  5. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    Pretend you've won Formula 1 by placing your thumb over the end of the penis at the point of ejaculation.
     
  6. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    I bought some viagra the other day and read the instructions on the back, noticing that it said 'Keep Away From Children.'
    I thought to myself, "What sort of person do they think I am..."

    "...that can't maintain an erection with a child?"
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    why did the baker stink of shit?

    cos he kneaded a poo.
     
  8. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    wrong but lol
     
  9. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    whats small, red and cant turn round in corridors?







    A baby with a javeling though its head
     
  10. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    What do you call a black man who flies a plane...


















    A pilot, you racist cunt!
     
  11. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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    a Boy and pedobear are walking together at night in the woods..
    And the little boy looks up at the bear and says "I... I'm scared.."
    pedobear looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."
     
  12. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?



    Nothing, you've told her twice.

    Taxi!
     
  13. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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    A man is taking a shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks, "Daddy, what's that between your legs?"

    "That's a Penis, honey."

    "When am I going to get one of those?" she asked, innocently.

    "As soon as Mommy goes to the Mall."
     
  14. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    wats black and blue and hates sex???

    a rape victim...
     
  15. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    According to fresh evidence, it seems that terrorists were responsible for only one of the civilian aircraft that crashed into the twin towers.

    The other was because of two Irish carpenters fitting a door on floor 78. It was a little too big for the frame, so Murphy asked Paddy to go get a plane and take the top off.
     
  16. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    What's blue and kills old ladies?






    Hypothermia.

    Sorry, bit harsh but it's the only one I can think of.
     
  17. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    Whats blue and fucks old ladies?



    Me in my lucky blue suit.
     
  18. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Elibet Fritzel has been crowned new hide and seek champion of the world after hiding for 24 years.

    The McCanns have branded her a cheat saying "she had help from her dad"
     
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    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Police have just interviewed Mr Fritzels neighbours about his daughter Alice.

    Their response.....

    'For 23 years I've been living next door to Alice.... Alice.... Who the fuck is Alice'
     
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  20. Treazon

    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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    When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.

    Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.





    Sorry...