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Two old ladies, Ethel and Mabel are sitting in the park feeding the ducks one day.

Suddenly, Ethel notices something strange about her friend. 'Mabel darling, do you realise you have a suppository hanging out of your right ear?', to which Mabel replies: 'Well where on earth is my hearing aid then?'.


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I bought some viagra the other day and read the instructions on the back, noticing that it said 'Keep Away From Children.'
I thought to myself, "What sort of person do they think I am..."

"...that can't maintain an erection with a child?"
 

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a Boy and pedobear are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at the bear and says "I... I'm scared.."
pedobear looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."
 

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A man is taking a shower with his 6 year old daughter when she asks, "Daddy, what's that between your legs?"

"That's a Penis, honey."

"When am I going to get one of those?" she asked, innocently.

"As soon as Mommy goes to the Mall."
 

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According to fresh evidence, it seems that terrorists were responsible for only one of the civilian aircraft that crashed into the twin towers.

The other was because of two Irish carpenters fitting a door on floor 78. It was a little too big for the frame, so Murphy asked Paddy to go get a plane and take the top off.
 

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Elibet Fritzel has been crowned new hide and seek champion of the world after hiding for 24 years.

The McCanns have branded her a cheat saying "she had help from her dad"
 

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Police have just interviewed Mr Fritzels neighbours about his daughter Alice.

Their response.....

'For 23 years I've been living next door to Alice.... Alice.... Who the fuck is Alice'
 
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