Portsmouth 2 - Liverpool 3 = Headbutt to shnout

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yea , so i went out in pompey for a mates birthday and did pub golf.. bit ghey as in a dressed up like a golfer , and i promised myself id never do the fancy dress thing, its against my northern code .. but im abit of a southener now and there was about 20 people dressed like so, so i had to join in , or be the odd one out..

    anyway it went like this ..

    drink in each pub ..

    pint of beer = 3 par
    pint of cider = 2 par
    double whiskey = 1 par
    pint guiness = 3 par
    large glass red wine = 3 par
    bottle smirnoff ice = 2 par
    snakebite(half stella/half cider) = 3 par
    Pint cider = 2 par
    Pint bitter = 1 par

    so the par was how many swigs you did it in , i downed every one in one.. hole in one jobby ... then carried on buying pints of beer and downing them , was absolutely fucked ... then realised everyone else was getting abit rowdy, or it mite of just been me .. it was already a risk becuase portsmouth had lost the football at 7:00pm, and i went out in portsmouth dressed like a turd , so at about 2.00am some geezer has this skin head pissed up golfer in his face telling him to fuck off .. needless to say i heard a loud bang and saw a head moving away from my nose .. there was a few more shots, a gave out what i could . prick was ejected,..... and stumbling bloody nosed golfer was left to do the funky chicken on his own on the dance floor .. FTW , nose feels abit tender today, and i woke up to a 7 hour overcooked pizza in the oven resembling a charcoal beermat if ive ever seen one,

    anyone else get kicken in lastnight ? , and if so .. was you dressed like a paper-hat
     
  2. toreman

    toreman toreman

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    sounds savage lol
     
  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Dude, did you not know it was "national hurt a golfer day" ? all golfers go into hiding on this day
     
  4. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Epic man, nice story.
     
  5. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    nope. had an arguement with a mate over the phone...i feel quite deep now because i said ''I will flatten your face'' i was very drunk and so was he.

    was pissed off over something else aswell but i dont wanna go into that
     
  6. danfreeman1

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    how can a pint of beer be the same as snakebite? silly rules
     
  7. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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  8. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    my suspiscionns are finally confirmed......you are a fucked up maniac