porn always ends in a cumshot

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  1. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    So, my date plan went down the gutters. Porn being the inavoidable substitute, I ended up scouring through countless of pages of titillating imagery and audiovisual erotic stimulation. It's all good.

    But what I don't get is the big deal about looking at some overcharged racehorse gladiator squelch their prostate secretion on a woman's face?

    Don't get me wrong, I've given the facial treatment a few times too, but all the more reason for me to ask. Apart from the slight humiliatory factor I see no point. I prefer an oral-, anal- or vaginal cavity to the lifeless void of dinitrodioxygen gas compound we recognize as air.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    yeah, i never get that far...
     
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    kama benkama.net

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    Maybe that's the point even. If you manage to watch it that far, you'll be off your game after seeing that. That's why they leave that part at the end. If it was about getting your kicks from sperm on a lady's face, they would have some poor shaft waxer pole greaser gunk out on the splanchnocranium first and have the hydraulic functions after.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha i love the symmetry, well played benny. even in the face of horrid sucky could-have-been-entirely-avoided self esteem pounding disappointment, you joke.

    ben. benjamin. benny. is that your name? because since introuble and the usva days i seem to recall you having a rather more urgic name.

    anyway, yeah, i they even call it "the money shot", as if that was what the whole thing was about.
    its horses for courses, yes of course, but still, im finding it hard to understand the attraction.
    they should be allowed to climax, i mean, imagine if they werent? haha
    fucking on camera all day and strickly forbidden to spunk, i think there would be a drastic increase in road rage, mail fraud, smoking, and suicide.

    i really really have to sleep. work in less than 3 hrs.
     
  5. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Porn is fantasy. I believe many things in porn are simply unrealistic, but for many people it is living the fantasy. For example, I am pretty sure I have never wanted to meet a girl, and the first thing she does is stick an apple and two golf balls in her ass to turn me on. However, I did watch that porn with curious interest. I believe this may be the case with facials. I can honestly say I have personally done that to multiple women. With that being said, it is not something I desire to do every time I have sex or even frequently. However, in porn it is that fantasy and novelty that keeps people coming back. I also believe the more one explores porn the more crazy and novel the porn must become one to get that spark of horny-ness, and flog the bishop. Think back to when you were a teen, seeing a girl in a bikini or a shopping catalog with bras gave you a stiffy. Now you need to look up Brazilian fart porn to get off.
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    Benjamin's my middle name. My first name Eppu (fenno-ugric, yes, and finnish for '1st' - not much burden of expectation there, thanks mom, thanks dad) proved too hard for any people outside of Finland to pronounce correctly, or at all actually, so i moved to use this one in international contexts. Damn those finns and their double consonants!


    edit: actually, i met a turkish woman, beautiful thing, who preferred to call me Eppu. I guess I'm in good favour with the ottomans. lol, ottowomans.
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    kama benkama.net

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    That is so true man. I had the misfortune of living a few weeks without home access to the internet, and my imagination in regards to cranking the shaft reached new levels. But as my connectivity returned, so did my habits of watching amateur mature public gangbang videos. But my last GF, she was something else. I might have woken up in the middle of the night cause the bed was shaking, and she was there masturbating, watching a video where a girl is tied up in front of an audience and men take turns giving her the batty workout. Scary shit to find out. She wasn't really into that stuff, but as regular porn started feeling watered down to her, she started getting into deeper shit like that.
     
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    I've never cum on a girl's face or tits. I don't really get it if I'm honest. Can't see what it adds to the situation. I'd rather bust in her vag than finish off by wanking an inch away from her nose.
     
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    God you're such a loser borf.

    All bitches want to get degraded, the skanky ones have accepted this and openly love it, hence why they've been labelled skanks.

    But you see the prissy butter wouldn't melt sex with the light off blowies once a month strictly missionary position wifey material bitches?

    They're the ones that want it, they want to be ass to mouth cum on the face lick your hairy unwashed gritter, so fucking badly, they can't actually bear to admit it and actively portray their disgust at any given oppurtunity...

    Much like dancehall artists that "bunn battybwoy" & "gunshot fi chi chi man" every 16 bars in their songs...

    They're the ones that are so far in the closet they're in fucking Narnia, dancing to Its raining men with Louie Spence whilst perming Azlans mane.

    :rodigan:
     
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    well yeah tits is for her pleasure, i used to know a girl who thought it was great to get it on her tits so she could play with it. im not kidding, she would lay there and play around with it for a little, happy as can be.

    however on the face is rad. make a total mess of her face. with her confused puppy eyes looking up at you. its a libertine kind of high.

    some other girl would drool it, cos she was hip to my libertine cerebrals. knew id get a kick out of it. but first time i saw her do that was a little off beat, becasue i was kind of finished, putting on my t shirt babbeling about ALRIGHT GODDAMN HA-HAAAAH BABY YEEE-HAWWWW and then i looked up and she was sat there, in the bed, in her hotpants, her top, big fluffy elephant slippers, and drooling cum, and had apparently been doing so, waiting for me to see it for quite some time, she couldnt say anything, as that would ruin the drooly effect. such an odd sight.


    ah yes, its eppu, eppu syrakki, of course, how could i forget. also of course fenno-urgic, bien sur, what else!! but such is the de-sensitizing curve for all porn abusers who dont take care to monitor their consumption. i feel so clean watching lesbian porn, its alsmot like its harmless and purifying, as if you were jerking it to real love, besides, girls love fked up porn, unscrupulously, once you make the horrible mistake of assuring her its quite alright to like porn, any kind of porn, and sharing that with someone is a beautiful thing. thing is girls can jerk off like 90 times a day, so theres a hidden statistic here, in this new age of equality, when most good men cant even face the mirror
     
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    You've not lived bro
     
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    It's adds nothing to the situation


    It's fucking cool to do though
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nonsense, if you think that adds to the situation, try this, fuck on the floor, and when its time, pull out and jog over to her new lonsdale hoodie thats laying on a kitchen chair, and spunk on that.

    she will do a double take like she saw a white tiger disappear, and then, and then shes going to spazz. above 9000, but this does not matter, stand your ground. youre a man. shes not. that much is clear from the previous event.
     
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    I hit a girl once

    with my penis

    bout knocked her head off

    true story
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what was her name, if its true, which you mentioned it was, she should have a name. i believe this is how internet works. something about routers, wifi, tits and then someone killed a girl with his dick.

    you now when youre in a club or a bar or a bus or some fucking place and youre talking close to a girl, and as things happen to go, shes leaning into you to talk and her tits are pressed up onto your body, and its it could be good, its enjoyable with tits and all, but in the name of being cool, you ninja stealth gentleman matrix edge away and play it off, and its fun and a little confusing, because you met girls before that were totally able to talk to you, in that exact same setting, witout pressing her tits up on you. so whats all about, one migh wonder.

    sadly, thats not what this post is about. how to decypher and cultivate that.

    its about this girl i used to know who would do that even in situations that didnt call for it. not even remotely. shed do it at work, metro station, elevator, supermarket, literally where and when ever she could. except for when my girlfriend was there, who of course insisted she had cancer and aids, then she would offer me drugs. just randomly running into her on the street with my girl, she would offer me lsd. just like that, for free.
    she really really wanted her boobs to connect with any part of my upper body. and she was alright too, but had that irish-bint type of thing going, which is so working class and desperate, to me, somehow
     
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    had a bit of a sticky situation regarding this matter, was 17 in a squat rave in vauxhall and was pretty fucked, 2 drops of lucy and a cheeky half of Mandy, had some durrty squat whore on it for my dick, at the time I was young, loaded and up for anything so I follow her upstairs to one of the dark, abandoned rooms where no one was at for a little bit of fun. Whip my cock out and she deep throats it straight away like a pro, she gets it going for 2 mins then blam, spunked in her face, next thing I know she is bitching out for me for doing this, saying how i'm disrespectful and all this shit like its my fault she was a good cock sucker, I couldn't hold that shit in, I was happy off mandy and lucy as it was let alone she was a professional cock sucker, anyway after she flips out at me I say nothing, I was just shocked with the whole situation and walk out the room quick time back to the main room where music was going down. Walk up to my mate and he is laughing his fucking head off saying "what the fuck have you done now?" I thought shit spread like wild fire and everyone knows so I explain to him what just happened (lucy was really screwing with my mind, at this point everything was writhing in a snake like motion and I was paranoid about what just happened) then he laughs again wildly, said no one knows what fucking happened, then pointed out that I was walking round the squat party with my cock swaying around. Must have been so twisted didn't even remember to put it back in, now I can not spunk in a chicks face without reflecting back to this moment and therefore, bitches faces do not get spunked on and I can not view this type of face spunking porn
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    that was totally rad and gnarly, and props to you for being able to spunk at all, after a shed load of sanity blasting chemical death stomping like the russian army from cortex to cortex and down the spine, i think its incredible even your left leg worked, but then, 17, shit, i didnt even know what a hangover was when i was 17, and there was no doubt to my mind addiction was a myth weak people made up to put doubt into the mind of the god like being i considered myself to be.