Pope Francis forgives sins to those who follow him on Twitter

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  1. Norwax

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    This is so flippin' ridiculous. I'm just waiting to see if there's going to be some kind of "terrorist act" against him here in Brazil.
     
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    no free tune ?
     
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    1 million likes on facebook and he promises to stop banging young boys...
     
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    Yeah, you get John the Baptist's VIP of Hark the Herald Angels Sing when you sign up.
     
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    I heard DJ Sy is his official tour DJ.

    Also when your studio is blessed by the big man upstairs, you don't even need to compress...
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Norwax there are a number of conditions attached to receiving an 'indulgência plenária' including making confession and praying for the pope. It's really not that easy.. ;)

     
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    "A plenary indulgence can be gained only once a day."

    I can make multiple twitter accounts

    jk, I'm an atheist so I kinda don't care about this stuff, just found this funny
     
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    Actually Catholics have been able to get this by following (ie copying) the Papal masses on tv and radio since the late 60s. I'm not sure how you can follow a mass on twitter but anyway we can leave his to the Catholics to figure out.

    Are there many atheists in Portugal? Can people be nasty about the Church in public or does it still have power?
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I'm sorry, I don't know about Portugal, but here in Brazil, the number of catholics is descreasing year by year.
     
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    fixed