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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by BeyondTherapy, Apr 23, 2006.

  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    The Ghost Poo:
    The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet
    paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.

    The Clean poo:
    The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl,
    but there's no poo on the toilet paper.

    The Wet Poo:
    You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped.
    So yo end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your
    underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid
    marks.

    The Wet Cheeks Poo:
    That's the kind that comes out of your butt so fast that
    your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water, or
    splash-back.

    The Second Wave Poo:
    This poo happens when you think you've finished, your pants
    are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to
    poo some more.

    The Brain Haemorrahage-through-your-nose Poo:
    You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn
    purple and practically have a stroke.

    The Lincoln Log Log-
    The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it
    down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the
    toilet brush.


    The Power Dump Poo:
    The kind that comes out so fast, you've barely got your
    pants down and you're done.

    The Liquid Plumber Poo:
    This kind of poo is so big it plugs up the toilet and it
    overflows all over the floor. You should have followed the
    advice from the Lincoln Log Poo.

    The Spinal Tap Poo:
    The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear
    it's got to be coming out sideways.

    The 'I-think-I'm-turning-into-a-bunny' Poo:
    When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like
    marbles and make tiny splishy sounds when they hit the
    water.

    The 'What-the-hell-died-in-here' Poo:
    Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you
    don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead,
    you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they
    run out gagging and gasping for air.

    The 'I-just-know-there's-a-turd-still-dangling-there' Poo:
    Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last
    cling-on to drop.
     
  2. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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  3. evol4276

    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    :uberlaugh best thing I have ever read in my life

    lmao @ lincoln log
     
  4. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    :slayer:

    I remember when one of my work colleagues found a Lincoln Log in the staff toilet back home in Hull. He went back there for a few seconds only to return on his hands and knees, with tears rolling down his face from laughing so much. He asked us who was the last person to go to toilet and when we asked why, he showed us the turd left in the bog.
    I swear, this thing was longer than your forearm and fatter than a can of Coke. It was trailing out of the water and up towards the toilet seat.
    We took polaroids of it and everything, with messages on the toilet door say "Please break up any large poos into smaller pieces of poo, for safety reason. No-one wants to be responsible for sinking the next ferry to Rotterdam. Humber coast guards have a hard enough job as it is. Thank you and poo responsibly" :uberlaugh
     
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    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Oh and you forgot the Poo Of God.
    That's the one that is of perfect consistency, not too hard, not too soft, it slips out with minimum effort, and only needs two sheets of paper to wipe (y) :teeth:
     
  6. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    You mean the "Hunt for Brown October"

    You mean the "Bobsleigh Shit". A Couple of sturdy pushes and its away.