Policeman chases himself


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Hahahaha how funny!

The junior officer, who has not been named, was monitoring an area hit by a series of burglaries in an unnamed market town in the country’s south.
As the probationary officer from Sussex Police searched for suspects, the camera operator radioed that he had seen someone “acting suspiciously” in the area.
But he failed to realise that it was actually the plain-clothed officer he was watching on the screen, according to details leaked to an industry magazine.
The operator directed the officer, who was on foot patrol, as he followed the "suspect" on camera last month, telling his colleague on the ground that he was "hot on his heels".
The officer spent around 20 minutes giving chase before a sergeant came into the CCTV control room, recognised the “suspect” and laughed hysterically at the mistake


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i feel a bit bereft today what with the thing with my ex and the breakup and that and a particularly heavy melacholy was coming over me when i decided to shout at my colleague who was carrying two packets of crisps AVAST YE YOU BASTARD NEED A BIT OF EXTRA TODAY DO YOU WELL A CAR DOESNT RUN ON AIR DOES IT YOU FLIPPING IDIOT DRIVING AND BEING WANKED OFF AND YOU DONT WANT TO RUN OUT OF FUEL and then i felt better. so my conclusion is abusing other makes the self feel better and i will capitalize on that. whats this thread about the police something or other. dont see how that is relevant tbh.