police dogs ..

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    bless em i know they are only doing there jobs, but there seems to be more and more at big clubs and events, and they make me well paranoid .. whats best way to stash a few e's so the dog wont sniff em , and new years eve ends up 3 years in prison .. a condom up the arse is obviously the safest but id rather not rape myself before i big old rave .. what do you lot do in times of needing to be sly .. i used to just leave em in my backpocket or down my pants, but i read a thing that theres going to be shit loads of police dogs about this year .. i may just not take any in .. that my best bet i rekon .. hmmm
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    If they start savaging ya stick your fingure up its arse and then rip its front legs apart. Finally crack the handler with the carcass and sprint for your life.
     
  3. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    yeah thats how... everyone would do it
     
  4. Superman

    Superman >>>>

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    Just be prepared to down your stash, if you get stopped and then of course rejected from the rave. Don't do drugs.
     
  5. greenbass

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    nice juicy steak does it every time, they can't resist mate!
     
  6. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Compress the substance using .Rar then when your in the establishment simply extract
     
  7. greenbass

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    why didn't i think of that, geneous!!
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    If they start savaging ya stick your fingure up its arse and then rip its front legs apart. Fuck the handler as hard as possible whilst smiling at the dog. Finally sprint for your life.
     
  9. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Not all Police dogs are sniffer dogs mate, so you should be fine.
     
  10. danfreeman1

    danfreeman1 Active Member

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    this.

    everytime i have been to an event with dogs they just sit there doing nothing....

    how many times have u seen someone in the cue get busted by a dog? and lets face it pretty much every single person in the cue is guna have something on them
     
  11. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    jus put the bag down near your nob in your boxers, for a couple e's a coppers never gonna go down there also if youve got a cheesy japseye it will disguise the smell from the sniffer dogs
     
  12. Goaty

    Goaty INTAGOATY STYLE RUN WILD

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    Send in the goats
     
  13. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i hear dogs have problems with the scent of chocolate, it overpowers the smell of anything to them
    so if u wrap ur pills with some chocolate, then all dog will smell is chocolate
     
  14. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    did you know over here. they remove the dogs teeth and replace it with stainless steel!! true story
     
  15. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    No, it doesn't work like that. The dog will smell chocolate AND your stash. Oh and the chocolate will probably attract its attention even more than your stash so all you're doing is getting it excited at you.
     
  16. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    surely this is like saying wrap ur pills in pedigree chum and bacon, wont the dogs get more attracted to the pills.

    anyway av sat ethix down and had a serious talk to him and now hes quitting drugs, so panic over.
     
  17. danfreeman1

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    on the plus side if your stash was down your boxers the dog might smell the chocolate and start licking you....

    you would like that wouldnt you spider :D
     
  18. Goaty

    Goaty INTAGOATY STYLE RUN WILD

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    If you are really not sure, thing to do is get a mule. they carry drugs really well i understand.
     
  19. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Do you reckon if you were quick enough to kick a police alsation in the face then it would get knocked out or whatever and gibe you enough time for a getaway?
     
  20. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    The big alsations are the ones that'll tear your face off, you need to be more worried about the little fuckers really. I've pranged my self out a fair few times seeing sniffer dogs at raves. I just put anything down my pants & split from my mates, just be casual. Spray some after shave on the bag maybe?
    It's an obvious thing to say but if you're that worried, don't take anything in. But where's the fun in that eh?! :teeth: