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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by hyperd4eva, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Please help! boiler is fucked there is a gauge at the bottom with a black line and a red line.. all i know if the black line should be flush with the red one at 1 BAR usually we turn this little screw thing on a pipe to the right to get the black one back up to the red but for some reason it isnt!!

    i have no hot water and have gotta wait till 6 o clock for british gash! if u turn the screw left the black bar drops diwn bars so it is now on 2! so no hot water and crap pressure! :mad:

    if anyone knows what the fuck im on about and have any tips for me that would be amazing! SAFE
     
  2. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i would wait for British Gas, i dont want a leak on ya hands, cold shower my boy will set ya for the day.
     
  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i fuckin hate cold showers! i just wana be able to go out man!
     
  4. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    just go out without having a shower! ur a man aint you?!? dont matter what u smell off, cuz it will always be the "smell of ur own success"
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    lynx africa be ure easy lover
     
  6. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    win.
     
  7. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    it's shower in a can!
     
  8. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Is Lynx the same thing as Axe?

    I should say so. I need to stop asking questions before internet research -- gettin' my spam on a little too hard.
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    lol hardcore
     
  10. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i smell like african sex
     
  11. pitts

    pitts Member

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    bowl the kettle fill up a sink and have a wash
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    that is odd if you are really from crawley

    i would expect you to smell live chav scum sex
     
  13. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    You smell of AIDS?
     
  14. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Hey, man... I'm as insensitive to the plight of AIDS as anyone else, but me having sex smells so nice and not AIDSy.
     
  15. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    This. It's better than nothing. Had to do this when a hurricane passed through and took out the power for two weeks.
     
  16. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i am not fimiliar with this kettle bowling you speak of .
     
  17. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    what does AIDs smell like? if anyone has recently had a nostril full of the aids please let me know what the funk is like, i amagin like the inside of a prosthetic leg, is that wat african sex smells like?
     
  18. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Tony call Mario. He'll fix it. Might be late cos of the goombahs though.
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    i think it smells like supressed memories and shame,..
     
  20. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Look at it for half an hour.
    Pretend to know what you're doing .
    Drink 4 cups of tea.
    Then fuck off and ask your friend for a consultation.

    Repeat process until actualy plumer arrives.

    He'll do teh same.
    But he will fix it, eventually.