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hyperd4eva

H&M SCARVES
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Please help! boiler is fucked there is a gauge at the bottom with a black line and a red line.. all i know if the black line should be flush with the red one at 1 BAR usually we turn this little screw thing on a pipe to the right to get the black one back up to the red but for some reason it isnt!!

i have no hot water and have gotta wait till 6 o clock for british gash! if u turn the screw left the black bar drops diwn bars so it is now on 2! so no hot water and crap pressure! :mad:

if anyone knows what the fuck im on about and have any tips for me that would be amazing! SAFE
 

Joey AdhD

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what does AIDs smell like? if anyone has recently had a nostril full of the aids please let me know what the funk is like, i amagin like the inside of a prosthetic leg, is that wat african sex smells like?
 

dnbkingz

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#20
Look at it for half an hour.
Pretend to know what you're doing .
Drink 4 cups of tea.
Then fuck off and ask your friend for a consultation.

Repeat process until actualy plumer arrives.

He'll do teh same.
But he will fix it, eventually.
 
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