Playing Skyrim drunk

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  1. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    What else could be wrong?
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    could go wrong? from being drunk?

    christ on a stick...
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Impaled?
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I glitched the main campaign out after 75 squillion trillon billion hours play time whilst drunk on skyrim & saved it.

    Obvs totes forgot i'd done it.

    Put it on 2 days later...

    Actually nearly cried.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    so you gunna tell us what happened or just cry bout it?
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah really. fag.
     
  9. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Well, I decided to play as a race I've never played before, so I made the ugliest Argonian I could ever do. Man, it was horrendous!

    Then, I played through the Helgen tutorial mission and got my ass off to Riverwood. Then, after fiddling with whoever the fuck her name was, I went to forgot the name of the town and Dragonsreach.

    Now there's the part where it becomes interesting: Telling Jarl Balgruuf that he was under influence of whatever shroom he took when he spokbe about dragons. C'mon, man! Dragons? Lizards with wings? I was the fucking lizard talking to him! And I didn't have wings. You see, he kept talking about it, and no matter what I tell him, he kept saying that I needed to go talk with his priest or something. I tried stealing him, I tried messing around with that beautiful table he has, full of food. All to no avail. I was under arrest before I even started the fucking game.

    I was pissed off by this and went playing Alien: Isolation. But that's another story, bro.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im thinking dolan. dolan?
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    that is dolan.

    name him roland.

    dom.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Good call Michael. What are your thoughts on bone by the way
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    evil.
     
  17. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Just like the daedric set of armor? I mean, there's nothing more evil than using a daedric set of armor.
     
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    Raping dead children is worse.

    :savile:
     
  19. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    You see, you can't hurt children. I mean, at all. Otherwise you'll have guards from the entire empire running after you and screaming "Stop, you criminal SCUM!" oh, wait... that's from the other game, right?
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    lol. wearing daedric raping dead babies on bone..

    now its comedy evil
     
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