I glitched the main campaign out after 75 squillion trillon billion hours play time whilst drunk on skyrim & saved it. Obvs totes forgot i'd done it. Put it on 2 days later... Actually nearly cried.
Well, I decided to play as a race I've never played before, so I made the ugliest Argonian I could ever do. Man, it was horrendous! Then, I played through the Helgen tutorial mission and got my ass off to Riverwood. Then, after fiddling with whoever the fuck her name was, I went to forgot the name of the town and Dragonsreach. Now there's the part where it becomes interesting: Telling Jarl Balgruuf that he was under influence of whatever shroom he took when he spokbe about dragons. C'mon, man! Dragons? Lizards with wings? I was the fucking lizard talking to him! And I didn't have wings. You see, he kept talking about it, and no matter what I tell him, he kept saying that I needed to go talk with his priest or something. I tried stealing him, I tried messing around with that beautiful table he has, full of food. All to no avail. I was under arrest before I even started the fucking game. I was pissed off by this and went playing Alien: Isolation. But that's another story, bro.
Just like the daedric set of armor? I mean, there's nothing more evil than using a daedric set of armor.
You see, you can't hurt children. I mean, at all. Otherwise you'll have guards from the entire empire running after you and screaming "Stop, you criminal SCUM!" oh, wait... that's from the other game, right?
