Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dark Lizardro, Nov 22, 2014.
What else could be wrong?
could go wrong? from being drunk?
christ on a stick...
I glitched the main campaign out after 75 squillion trillon billion hours play time whilst drunk on skyrim & saved it.
Obvs totes forgot i'd done it.
Put it on 2 days later...
Actually nearly cried.
so you gunna tell us what happened or just cry bout it?
yeah really. fag.
Well, I decided to play as a race I've never played before, so I made the ugliest Argonian I could ever do. Man, it was horrendous!
Then, I played through the Helgen tutorial mission and got my ass off to Riverwood. Then, after fiddling with whoever the fuck her name was, I went to forgot the name of the town and Dragonsreach.
Now there's the part where it becomes interesting: Telling Jarl Balgruuf that he was under influence of whatever shroom he took when he spokbe about dragons. C'mon, man! Dragons? Lizards with wings? I was the fucking lizard talking to him! And I didn't have wings. You see, he kept talking about it, and no matter what I tell him, he kept saying that I needed to go talk with his priest or something. I tried stealing him, I tried messing around with that beautiful table he has, full of food. All to no avail. I was under arrest before I even started the fucking game.
I was pissed off by this and went playing Alien: Isolation. But that's another story, bro.
im thinking dolan. dolan?
that is dolan.
name him roland.
Good call Michael. What are your thoughts on bone by the way
Just like the daedric set of armor? I mean, there's nothing more evil than using a daedric set of armor.
Raping dead children is worse.
You see, you can't hurt children. I mean, at all. Otherwise you'll have guards from the entire empire running after you and screaming "Stop, you criminal SCUM!" oh, wait... that's from the other game, right?
lol. wearing daedric raping dead babies on bone..
now its comedy evil
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