Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cunts!

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cunts

    ok so im trying to find out how to remove your own stitches. found a thing, says here i need suture-like scissors and alcohol and tweezers.
    dont know why i would need a suture for, as thats clearly what i got the stitches for in the first place.
    but i got a wooden spoon, and alcohol, hell yes.
    and tweezers. says to cut the "test stitch" at the end, and to pour alcohol, not dab it. im drinking it. fk you. im fixing to get sideways.
    so wooden spoon, check,
    alcohol, check
    twix, check.

    ill get back to you about how i get on.
     
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    Re: Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cunts

    wait karl! you're supposed to use your teeth!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cunts

    way ahead of you buddy, but i cant reach the damn thing with my mouth. got this weird screen round my neck for some damn reason and i keep falling off the couch when i try to lick my balls
     
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    Re: Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cunts

    I once saw a friend bite the stitch out of another mates head.

    A lot of coke had been consumed
     
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    Re: Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cunts

    When i was 9 i hid under the bath and watched my nan go for a shit, bitch must've been introvenusly od'ing on laxatives.

    The slurrying went on for a good 10 min and i was gagging.

    She rinsed almost a whole bog roll, which i subsequently got the fucking blame for.

    I held getting shitraped against her for months by picking my bum and nob and wiping it on her pillow.

    Shes dead now.
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cun

    This derailed quicker than that train in Spain
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hah! got a colleauge to do it for me, we used a leatherman scissors and nail polish for desinfectant, had to get her to do and it hurt like eight bitches in a bitchboat as ince its on my damn arm i cant do it myself, forgot all about that
     
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    what colour nailpolish did you choose? pink? or blue to compliment your eyes?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: Playing @ Notting Hill Arts Club this Thursday..... be good to see some you cunts

    i dont dare look right now, so dont know about color but its quite likely greek or turkish, is the way it feels, at least. man greece is awesome. and this scar is rrrrrrrrraaaaaaddddddddd

    also ok ok congrats rocks, happy something or other. you rule bro.
     
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