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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RevTech, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    I'll start off.

    today my girlfriend of two months broke up with me, I grabbed her tits and walked away. Then I listened to pink floyd.
     
  2. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    did you clean the jiz from your pants before or after you listened to pink floyd?
     
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  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    are u gonna give her tits back??
     
  4. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    i remember my first tit

    gwan young lad, give it ti her in the but, become A man, saturdays the day playbway, your a star in lights at that night seen
     
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  5. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    ---------- Post added at 20:44 ---------- Previous post was at 20:32 ----------

    fucking amazing sig, holy shit that made my day better
     
  6. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I grab tits all the time n00b.


































    Mine are actually quite firm.
     
  7. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Stared somebody down until I got her on it.
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, I remember touching/tasting my first boob. It was a wonderful experience.

    Ah, to be 2 days old again.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i had a film with the camera doing a brief scan of a girls body from tit on down to puss on my phone. a mate sent it to me long ago. my girl was going through my pictures on my phone (i know?? what the fucking shit right?) and accidentaly switched to films and found that. no real explaining it at that point i felt, said it was a picture of a picture and walked into the kitchen mortified. couldve handled that situation better, she thinks i cheated but i dont give a fuck so PLAYA PLAYAAAA
     
  10. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    im grabbing some tittys right now
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Your dad's slightly saggy chest doesn't count sorry greddie.

    However much you like to lick them whilst he wanks you off, it still doesn't count.

    Also, it still does count as incest. It doesn't have to involve penetration, contrary to popular belief.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats so funny, cos i was just listening to this. can you imagine!!

     
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  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what happened to thread? you seem to think begging for incest is ott or something come on dont be a pusy
     
  14. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    i molested a girls boobs for a good hour n half after she told me she was from oldham, i was drunk and missheared, true story.
     
  15. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    in my first year of high school i used to touch this girls tits, her pussy and spank her arse all over the place until a teacher got me done and i was excluded for a week and moved classes, after that day everyone in my year found out what i got excluded for. looking back, if the teacher hadnt grassed i would have lost my virginity at 12 years old
     
  16. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    BIG BAAAAAAABY
     
  18. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    hes someones dad, but he aint mine.... the dirt doesnt come off
     
  19. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    my girl has DD size one zillion so i know how to hold a 20 lb tity
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    an actual moo cow? una-titty, get in