did you clean the jiz from your pants before or after you listened to pink floyd?
i remember my first tit
gwan young lad, give it ti her in the but, become A man, saturdays the day playbway, your a star in lights at that night seen
Your dad's slightly saggy chest doesn't count sorry greddie.
However much you like to lick them whilst he wanks you off, it still doesn't count.
Also, it still does count as incest. It doesn't have to involve penetration, contrary to popular belief.