Playboy is dropping nudity.

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  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dont know what porn mags are for anyway. there is only one demographic buying porn mags, and that is people in prison, there is litraly nobody else what does that. wonder what the sales are like these days?

    and playboy sucks anyway. i have some playboy mags from 67 at my country house, they are A3 sized, full of tabacco, alcohol, car, and bellbottom slacks adverts, articles on what pipe to smoke and why an ice bear skin is the ultimate accessory to compliment your open fire. these days the wank-alibi mags that pretend to be serious publications, all print the most ridiculous machoman-gone-nerd, misogynistic, materialistic, populistic bullshit articles that might just as well have been written by a chess computer thats been taught internet buzzwords and a seven year old analyzing world politics. so if you remove the nudity from that, what do you have left ffs, even the nudity is shit. in sweden we used to have a magazine called slitz which was a dumbed down version of a magazine called cafe. both featured nudity, cafe got the interesting and beautiful women naked in artsy footage, slitz got the models and anyone that wanted to show their tits. slitz did have the original victoria silverstedt pictars though, the one with her in marilyn monroe hair and a pair of adidas boxing shorts, and tits for freaking days. years even. ah, found it, heres the cover:
    http://magazines.famousfix.com/tpx_2812581/slitz-magazine-sweden-may-1996/
     
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    porn without porn? doesn't that make it a pointless magazine? it's like advertising a DNB night and then having spice girls B2B girls aloud spinning 90's disco all night, absolute bullshit!
     
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    and yeah, playboy sucks anyway! internet is around these days, playboy doesn't have videos of 20 black guys gangbanging a Hungarian dwarf princess does it????
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah that there is just fucking daft, and no, no they certainly do not. you used to have to hit underground porn markets in mexico for that kind of thing. and you dont want to go to mexico buddy. no sir, you do not.
     
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    In under 30 seconds I can be watching a 20 year old girl getting her ass fucked out on youjizz no one needs magazines
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    some people work in remote and strange places. lets not forget about them. no fucking internet on the oil platforms outposts. submarine bases. supertankers. deserted office suburbs all over europe (you can go on a tour of them in belgium, known as the ugliest places on earth tour), radio shadow by the mountaintops of the carelian, any fucking place in eastern europe, on long term flights,bunkers, cannabis sea of green farms and psyloscybin farms in the countryside, etc etc they might need porn mags, cos there certainly arent any internet there, total radio shadow blackhole sun vortex
     
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    I'm no prophet, or even wise about stuff that involves business strategy, and especially magazine marketing, but in the name of dukes of hazard, what in merry fuckery are they thinking. A porn mag that isn't very porny, taking out the little porny element to it.

    What sort of spastic wanker wants to read a playboy with no cleft or tits showing.

    I suppose heff has finally lost his horn. I give it a year before this shitrag goes bust.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    verily i could do with bedding a wench this morn. goddamn i could, puffy nipple, ducky butt girl. excuse me, i have to go make a phonecall. z_list here i go.