Plausible deniability?

richie_stix

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Easy peeps... despite the heavy amount of trolling i am expecting, i have a question for ya!

basicly, few years back my missis gave me the ultimatum of her or weed... so i told her i chose her, but wanting to have my cake and eat it, i just carried on smoking weed.

she has now found evidence pointing towards this fact, and lets just say is not best pleased! i reckon with some skill and loads of effort i could convince her otherwise, bit it will be tough, and if i fail it will failblog.org big time!

so do i man up, bite the bullet and come clean about my antics or keep up the lie (i'm a superb lier)?

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ok, i think plausible deniability is out the window... any one wana offer some advice (or cheer me up with some trollings?)
 

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just tell her you smoke it now and again sociably. relationships are give n take. its obviously not caused any problems over the last few years so whats the problem.
 

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Did she find paraphernalia? If so, what and where?

I am a seasoned veteran at this richie. My missus hates weed and has given me this ultimatum on numerous occasions, but it hasn't stopped me blazing up.
One night she came home from her bar job early and I was red eyed as fuck playing on the Xbox. I just flat out denied I'd smoked anything for a good 30 minutes. It worked, just.

I have even as far too as not what you were doing whatever!
 

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the problem is me smoking weed again is worse than me cheating on her with her sister! think your right tho robbo me old mucka, guna man up and tell a half truth :D say i don't activly smoke it but have indulged from time to time!

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and gloxxxxxxxy, she snooped my facebook page... read a message where i invited a mate round for a smoke and some xbox... hardly going to be able to convince her i meant come round for xbox and rollies!
 

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[/COLOR]and gloxxxxxxxy, she snooped my facebook page... read a message where i invited a mate round for a smoke and some xbox... hardly going to be able to convince her i meant come round for xbox and rollies!
You're going to have to go for the "occasion use" line then. Just say you don't buy it so its not costing anything and not hurting anyone doing it once in a while.
 

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my mrs is anti all drugs. i'd pretty much quit weed before i met her so there wasnt any problem there. all i really did was coke. i told her that i didnt do anything anymore. after a couple of years i had a job where everyone was snortin coke. obviously i've ended up most friday nights with a bag of sniff. i went out to her mates house with her one nite and kept goin to the loo for a sniff. when we got home we went to bed, she went for a piss, i got my nose in the bag. she came back in, questioned the white stuff round my nose, grabbed my wallet and busted me. i told her that a lad at work owed me £50, didnt have cash so i took his coke off him. said i was gonna sell it. she threw it in the bin in the front room the next day. it stayed at the top of the bin for about 4 days getting progressively smaller and smaller.
 

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Id be tempted to tell her the truth, appeal to her better nature and hope she respects the fact...making me feel better and the issue strengthen the bond between...

However I know id do the complete opposite because in actual fact she will never respect you for telling the truth, same as all women, and then will hate you as much if they caught you red handed...

Im a pretty decent liar too and i recon in the circumstance you should flex your gift...ultimatums in a relationship are the end of it imo
 

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think your right there buddy... she will drop the guilt on me though! resaon she longed me off the weed was cos she used to work in a hospital and met this guy called rich, who was a graphic deisnger (like me) and he had gone proper doo-lally off the weed!

but to be honest, a spliff a day for the last 8 years or so and i'm still fine... if it were going to happen, it would have!
 

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thanks rob.. might make things easier in the long run! do i really want to shackle myslef to an even heavier ball and chain? :confused:
You could just say it was a one off and she can't possibly be pissed off at you for thinking about doing something. You can't done shit yet son!
 

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thanks rob.. might make things easier in the long run! do i really want to shackle myslef to an even heavier ball and chain? :confused:
hahaha. i might try and lure you onto something heavier.
really though, your mrs needs to be more understanding. find some ammo. say your not happy about her shaving her armpits as you were brought up on german porn, but you let it lye so she should learn to do the same.
 

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hahaha. i might try and lure you onto something heavier.
really though, your mrs needs to be more understanding. find some ammo. say your not happy about her shaving her armpits as you were brought up on german porn, but you let it lye so she should learn to do the same.
tried that (minus the german porn) but it never works... she is a woman! compramise is a word she struggles with!
 

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first of all, whatever she finds while reading your private messages cannot be held against you, what on earth is going on there?
shes using a thing she found on your facebook against you. you should repeat that a few times to yourself unless you share an account or something equally gay id go straight to her jaw for even touching my phonebook, let alone my sms. did you miss that part? cant stress that enough. thats first of all, second of all what the fuck are you putting up with some kind of ill advised psychotic ignorant controlling threat like that?
this whole deal sounds incredibly immature. but just because you been invited to smoke and xbox doesnt mean you have smoke.
 

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i did the inviting... and yeah, i understand your viewpoint on invasion of privacy blah blah, but i think my crimes outweigh hers! this fucking sucks to be honest, on a monday too!
 

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nah mate... i'm not that fucking lame! she has turst issue though... few years back there were rumours flying around the local area i had been cheating (which i hadn't, which was gay cos i got all the shit without the aduletous fun!)!
 

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if you accept that she can check your private messages and hold whatever she finds there against you, youre in deep shit my dear. like i said, just cos you were invited doesnt mean you smoke or even wouldve accepted. change your password immediately.
 
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