PLastic surgery

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Do you reckon people who have too much plastic surgery have a problem with their ears waggling everytime they open their mout ,speak or smile ??
     
  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    wot a random question. what made you think of that??
     
  3. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Wrinkle removing plastic surgery requires the facial skin to be stretched which of course means that smiling becomes a frigging problem. Smile too wide and your face will fall apart at the ears.
     
  4. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Can someone please clarify the original question? :teeth:
     
  5. evol4276

    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    dunno but id love to see what happens when they approach an open flame.. :teeth: :teeth: that can't possibly feel comfortable at all having that cosmetic crap on ur face.. gotta be heavier than normal n feel stiff n shit
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    It was random as fuck but I was cained, and its sounded funny at teh time...but I bet your ears would waggle....what made me think of it was taht Skeletor look alike with tits and a wig on Big Brother ....:finger:
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Stay out the sauna
     
  8. Serum

    Serum Well-Known Member

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    I had to look at this cosmetic surgery site for work once and was reading about botox, and it recommended that you teach yourself not to smile so you don't get wrinkles.

    What a happy place we'd live in!
     
  9. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    hehehehehehe i think thats a perfectly normal question :teeth:
     
  10. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    I read a grim tru story of a fella who fell asleep / passed out in a sauna, was sitting too close to the heater. Woke up and his leg was cooked thru and he didn't feel a thing.

    Had to be amputated...
    :chainsaw:
     
  11. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    o_O WOAH MAN!!!!
    Deep dark n heavy stuff there!!!!
    OUCH!!!

    Edit: So thats where the cooked meat in Lidl comes from!!!
     
  12. soundgirl

    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    that's pretty rough...

    saunas/hot tubs etc are all pretty bad for you if you overdo it, so i've heard. and hot tubs do make me kinda drowsy. i think i'd rather not risk it. o_O
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I'd want a slice of that leg with chips if it was my own...can't let good food go to waste and all....:monkey:
     
  14. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    yeah man kids in Africa an all that (ooooooh ouch) :teeth:
     
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    And what kind of drugs was this guy on?
     
  16. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Some fucking strong ones if his leg had to be hacked off!!