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That was ''Wheel'y good.
ive had two japanese girlfriends in the last few months and they both said "weawy?" when they tried to say "really?"

its like dude, could you not be cliche? youre setting your country back a thousand years every time you say that

the first one was a miserable, mean, stupid, bitter bitch. she didnt understand sarcasm for example, i texted her "netflix doesnt work. my life has been a long series of tragic failures and i think we both know its for the best if i just kill myself now", to which she replied "dont kill yourself. youre a very negative. use this time to clean your place" and that would be hilarious if she was joking but was not joking, not at all. she really thought i was about to kill myself and used the "clean your room" technique to bring my mind out of the negative and into the productive, according to herself.

i didnt know what to say about it, like do i congratulate her on successfully "bringing me out of the negative and into the productive" first and then thank her for advising me not to kill myself, i mean, wow, the empathy, the kindness, the altruism, its levels of kindness that can only be described as godly.

or do i try to explain that i would never kill myself, let alone send that in a text to someone because of netflix, out of the two options, i feel this is the least useable one, but idk i could be wrong.

i should have kicked her in the throat and sold her into slavery then gone home and and slept peacefully
 

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Yep, love her

Googling stupid girls takes you on quite the journey
is there anything you cant make into a "post your best porn" thread, dont google that you masturbation addict, do you even know what searching for "stupid girls" yields for results, the internet doesnt even make sense any more, do you know what perfectgirls.com is? its not what they say it is, in fact, its probably fair to say theyre anything but perfect, i mean im not judging anyone, but i doubt their mothers would agree theyre being very "perfect" i mean i think its pretty neat they can do that but again im not judging anyone, that includes both positive and negative. maybe, idk.
 

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site says there are three women in my neighbourhood who wants to get banged NOW. two look male and the other is my former math teacher.
Yeah I'm all three of those accounts, in fact, I think you'll find it's really quite fair to say any sexual advances you may experience online is me in some shape, way or format, I have registered a total of six hundred thousand accounts, all of which has location set to your current address, so 'local' is probably a bit of an understatement

I have a story from last night that's so fucked up I don't think I can post it on here.

I'm in contact with a girl who does sex work on the side of her job as a nurse, and she does copious amounts of coke and she's a brutally awesome poet and we've been on the phone for a few hours every night now for a couple of days and the fucking shit she says I never heard but I'm not sure it can even be repeated
 

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Yeah I'm all three of those accounts, in fact, I think you'll find it's really quite fair to say any sexual advances you may experience online is me in some shape, way or format, I have registered a total of six hundred thousand accounts, all of which has location set to your current address, so 'local' is probably a bit of an understatement

I have a story from last night that's so fucked up I don't think I can post it on here.

I'm in contact with a girl who does sex work on the side of her job as a nurse, and she does copious amounts of coke and she's a brutally awesome poet and we've been on the phone for a few hours every night now for a couple of days and the fucking shit she says I never heard but I'm not sure it can even be repeated
Does her name begin with E
 

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Does her name begin with E
ARK :mad: no stop that what are you doing, can you see me or something? Is my webcam on?

Because I don't know how you did that but you should probably not do that, it's probably against the rules or something and I should probably ban you

Mainly for looking in my webcam imo it's v bad, robbery imo

You think it's for free or something this is primo man-meat ok homeslice bucko I don't just give it out for free. Dinner and a movie minimum. You think I'm a bottle of wine and a bag of weed and 'some fun' on a blanket in the park, well, you're not right. Wrong, plain and simple wrong.
 

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Ok so the amount of fucked up shit she's been put through in her life is unreal but what sticks out as particularly horrific is the 16 hours of torture and murder attempt that followed (she sent me video clips of her body after the incident, her bruises are deeply disturbing, you think you can handle some fucked up shit from all your years on /b and reddit and bestgore.com (which I can't anyway so it was really deeply upsetting) well its different when you get this close to it, I felt deeply ashamed of my interest in horror and such but really it was enough just being human in general, it made me feel so awfully disgusting and utterly covered in guilty cold lard

it was however funny meeting another person whos also had a book written about them, hers is a tad more relevant SO TO SPEAK than mine though haha like comparing 7 yr old kids putting on a show in the living room with moms sheets as backdrops and air-guitaring to iron maiden, wearing their karate suits to the royal shakespeare companys production of othello at the royal opera house in the most royal of kingly courts, which is to say 1800s hapsburg, obviously. also:
 
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